diff --git a/index.js b/index.js
index 52e2f6a..fba66e8 100644
--- a/index.js
+++ b/index.js
@@ -313,6 +313,13 @@ client.on('message', message => {
                         message.channel.send('If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.', {tts: true});
                         message.channel.send('But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.', {tts: true});
                     break;
+                    case 'Ben-Shapiro':
+                        message.channel.send('You know, let\'s just say, hypothetically speaking, that I were to have sex with your mom.', {tts: true});
+                        message.channel.send('Now, hypothetically speaking, if this did happen, I mean, you must remember that all physical matter has a very thin layer of atoms surrounding it, so technically, you are never truly', {tts: true});
+                        message.channel.send('touching anything or anyone, but instead, the atoms surrounding your body and this object or person are coming into contact with one another.', {tts: true});
+                        message.channel.send('So, once again, hypothetically speaking, if I were to attempt to have sex with your mom, I would fail miserably, because, according to science, our bodies would never come into contact', {tts: true});   
+                        message.channel.send(' with one another.', {tts: true}); 
+                    break;
                     case 'a':
                     case 'aa':
                     case 'aaa':