From 9f4c87302c2ea57a91d62527282cb421d139ec46 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Luca Date: Wed, 5 Aug 2020 16:01:04 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 1/2] yes? no? thats the question! --- index.js | 5 +++++ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+) diff --git a/index.js b/index.js index 52e2f6a..6360e15 100644 --- a/index.js +++ b/index.js @@ -313,6 +313,11 @@ client.on('message', message => { message.channel.send('If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.', {tts: true}); break; + case 'Ben Shapiro': + message.channel.send('You know, let\'s just say, hypothetically speaking, that I were to have sex with your mom.', {tts: true}); + message.channel.send('Now, hypothetically speaking, if this did happen, I mean, you must remember that all physical matter has a very thin layer of atoms surrounding it, so technically, you are never truly touching anything or anyone, but instead, the atoms surrounding your body and this object or person are coming into contact with one another.', {tts: true}); + message.channel.send('So, once again, hypothetically speaking, if I were to attempt to have sex with your mom, I would fail miserably, because, according to science, our bodies would never come into contact with one another.', {tts: true}); + break; case 'a': case 'aa': case 'aaa': From 0bf980fb92ce3349c580f012900004e4fc0fdf94 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Luca Date: Wed, 5 Aug 2020 16:13:06 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 2/2] use this mf --- index.js | 8 +++++--- 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/index.js b/index.js index 6360e15..fba66e8 100644 --- a/index.js +++ b/index.js @@ -313,10 +313,12 @@ client.on('message', message => { message.channel.send('If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.', {tts: true}); break; - case 'Ben Shapiro': + case 'Ben-Shapiro': message.channel.send('You know, let\'s just say, hypothetically speaking, that I were to have sex with your mom.', {tts: true}); - message.channel.send('Now, hypothetically speaking, if this did happen, I mean, you must remember that all physical matter has a very thin layer of atoms surrounding it, so technically, you are never truly touching anything or anyone, but instead, the atoms surrounding your body and this object or person are coming into contact with one another.', {tts: true}); - message.channel.send('So, once again, hypothetically speaking, if I were to attempt to have sex with your mom, I would fail miserably, because, according to science, our bodies would never come into contact with one another.', {tts: true}); + message.channel.send('Now, hypothetically speaking, if this did happen, I mean, you must remember that all physical matter has a very thin layer of atoms surrounding it, so technically, you are never truly', {tts: true}); + message.channel.send('touching anything or anyone, but instead, the atoms surrounding your body and this object or person are coming into contact with one another.', {tts: true}); + message.channel.send('So, once again, hypothetically speaking, if I were to attempt to have sex with your mom, I would fail miserably, because, according to science, our bodies would never come into contact', {tts: true}); + message.channel.send(' with one another.', {tts: true}); break; case 'a': case 'aa':