const Discord = require('discord.js'); const client = new Discord.Client({partials: ["REACTION", "MESSAGE"]}); const config = require('./config.json'); const Enmap = require('enmap'); client.login(config.token); const karma = new Enmap({name: "karma"}); const coins = new Enmap({name: "coins"}); module.exports.karma = karma; module.exports.coins = coins; module.exports.client = client; const witmodule = require('./wit'); function random(low, high) { low = Math.ceil(low); high = Math.floor(high); high = high + 1; rndm = Math.random(); return Math.floor(rndm * (high - low) + low); } client.once('ready', () => { console.log('Logged in as ' + client.user.username); client.user.setActivity(`hamborger`, {type: "STREAMING", url: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHwvUFjaNdU"}); // Start the module thingys require('./karma'); require('./vibechat'); require('./shitposts'); }); client.on('guildCreate', g => { if (g.id != '653568812578373643') { g.leave(); } }) let allowEval = false; client.on('message', message => { addToDatabase(message.author.id); function checkMod(silent) { if (!message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR')) { let erEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('You are not allowed to use this.') .setDescription('Only the mod team can use this command.') .setImage('https://media1.tenor.com/images/1056e92668594b262d3338c897ce9bd3/tenor.gif?itemid=7706023'); if (silent !== true) message.channel.send(erEmbed); return true; } return false; } function checkPremium(silent) { if (!message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR') && !message.member.roles.cache.has('718862546395988078' /* True ObamaFan */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('653569849888473145' /* Obama sphere */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('733394201957498901' /* Obama circle */)) { let erEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('You are not allowed to use this.') .setDescription('Only approved users can use this command.'); if (silent !== true) message.channel.send(erEmbed); return true; } return false; } try { if (message.author.bot) return; if (!message.guild) return message.channel.send('You can only use me on the r/Obamium Discord right now.'); if (message.guild.id != '653568812578373643') message.guild.leave(); console.log(`Message by ${message.author.username}: ${message.content}`); witmodule.execute(message); // 69 nice haha le funny number if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69') > -1) { let replies = [ 'You said the funny number nice', 'Haha funny 69', 'You did a funny right here:\n> 69', 'lmao funny number', '69 is funny haha', 'you have achieved comedy by saying 69', 'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Foriginal%2F000%2F016%2F588%2Fsixtynine.jpg&f=1&nofb=1', 'Obama signed that your funny lmao', 'haha funny sex number', 'sex', '69 nice' ]; let curIndex = 0; let continueSearch = true; let found = []; while (continueSearch) { if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex) == -1) { continueSearch = false; break; } let f = message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex); curIndex = f + 1; found.push(f); } delete continueSearch; delete curIndex; let send = false; found.forEach(index => { let charL = message.content.charAt(index - 1); let charR = message.content.charAt(index + 2); if ((isNaN(charL) || charL == '' || charL == ' ') && (isNaN(charR) || charR == '' || charR == ' ')) send = true; }); if (send) message.channel.send(replies[random(0, replies.length - 1)]); } // Actual command stuff if (message.content.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}> help`) || message.content.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}>help`)) return message.channel.send(`My prefix is \`${config.prefix}\`, type ${config.prefix}help for help.`); if (!message.content.startsWith(config.prefix)) return; const args = message.content.slice(config.prefix.length).split(' '); const command = args.shift().toLowerCase(); switch(command) { case 'help': let owner = client.users.cache.get('284323826165350400'); let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Commands') .addField('­', '**----- Public commands -----**') .setDescription(`Kneel down, mortals, for the command list, signed by Obama himself.\nEvery command starts with the prefix '**${config.prefix}**', for example ${config.prefix}help.`) .addField('-obamium', 'Send a Obamid in all its beauty') .addField('-vbucks', 'Totally working V-Bucks generator') .addField('-copypasta', 'oh shit oh fuck') .addField('-karma', 'Shows your karma and coins on this server') .addField('-top', 'Shows the users with the highest karma!') .addField('-ping', 'Shows the bot\'s latency') .addField('-brother', 'RGBRoachGang brothers, use this command to get access to a special channel!') .addField('­', '**----- Admin commands -----**') .addField('-truefan @Member', 'Give someone access to the top secret text channel™️') .addField('-coins @Member [give/set] [value]', 'Manage the coins of an user') .setFooter(`© Obamium Research | Developed by ${owner.username}#${owner.discriminator}`, 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/716021350883393566.gif') .setColor('9c6341'); message.channel.send(embed); break; case 'obama': case 'obamid': case 'obamium': let msg = ''; msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208135213087').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208281882666').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208936325141').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208332345366').toString(); msg += '\n'; msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208269168812').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208432746537').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208491597924').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208357249044').toString(); msg += '\n'; msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208361574421').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208134950963').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208290140172').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208374026332').toString(); msg += '\n'; msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208378220666').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208319500310').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208898445402').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208550318170').toString(); message.channel.send(msg); break; case 'vbuck': case 'vbucks': message.delete(); let embed2 = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setAuthor('Free Vbucks 100% legit no virus', 'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fdiscordemoji.com%2Fassets%2Femoji%2FVBuck.png&f=1&nofb=1') .setDescription('Click here to download free Vbucks: [https://vbuck-free-generator.com](https://bit.ly/freevbucks2020legitworking)') .setColor('88ccdb'); message.channel.send(embed2); break; case 'amitheowner': if (message.author.id == '284323826165350400') { message.channel.send(`Yes, ${message.author}, you definitely are my owner.`) } else { message.channel.send(`No, ${message.author}, you are not my owner.`) } break; case 'ping': let pingEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Pong?') .setDescription('Measuring...') .setColor('#2F62CA'); message.channel.send(pingEmbed).then(msg => { pingEmbed.setTitle('Pong!'); pingEmbed.description = undefined; pingEmbed.addField(':speech_balloon: Message delay', `\`${msg.createdTimestamp - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true); pingEmbed.addField(':robot: Bot Ping', `\`${Date.now() - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true); msg.edit(pingEmbed); }); break; case 'brother': let vibecheckembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Are you a brother?') .setDescription('If you are a r/rgbroachgang member, you can get acces to a secret rgbroachgang channel! I need to vibe check your reddit and Discord account first. You need to link a reddit account to your Discord account, and then [click here](https://obamium-subreddit.herokuapp.com/) to start the vibe check.'); message.channel.send(vibecheckembed); break; case 'truefan': if (checkMod()) return; let target = message.mentions.members.first(); let roleid = '718862546395988078'; let role = message.guild.roles.cache.get(roleid); let cid = '718908301555007518'; let channel = message.guild.channels.cache.get(cid); if (!role) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find role'); if (!channel) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find channel'); if (!target) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention someone for this to work!'); if (target.user.bot) return message.channel.send('You can\'t do this with bots.'); if (!target.roles.cache.has(roleid)) { // Give the role target.roles.add(role); channel.send(`${target.user} is now able to access this channel.`); let msg = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Congratulations!') .setDescription(`The r/Obamium Discord Staff has decided to give you access to a secret text channel: <#${cid}>`) .setThumbnail('https://discordemoji.com/assets/emoji/ClapClap.gif'); target.send(msg); message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is now a true obama fan.`); } else { // Take the role target.roles.remove(role); channel.send(`${target.user} is no longer able to access this channel.`); message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is no longer a true obama fan.`); } break; case 'toggleeval': if (message.author.id != '284323826165350400') return console.log('Toggle Eval attemped by unauthorized user: ' + message.author.id); if (allowEval == true) allowEval = false; else allowEval = true; message.channel.send('Toggled ' + (allowEval ? 'on' : 'off')); break; case 'eval': if (message.author.id != '284323826165350400') return console.log('Eval attemped by unauthorized user: ' + message.author.id); if (!allowEval) return message.channel.send('Eval is disabled.'); message.suppressEmbeds(true); var res = eval(args.join(' ')); if (typeof res == 'object') res = JSON.stringify(res); else if (typeof res == 'function') res = '`(Function)`'; else if (typeof res == 'undefined') res = '`undefined`'; if (res == "{}") return; message.channel.send(res); break; case 'copypasta': if (checkPremium()) return; if (!args[0]) args[0] = ''; switch(args[0].toLowerCase()) { case 'toddler': message.channel.send('**AITA For Dropkicking an Toddler off a cliff because he used my Dead Name**', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The title speaks for itself. So me (20F transitioning) was going on a hike with my cousin and his parents.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('There’s this really large cliff that looms over my house. I recently told my family I was trans.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I thought my toddler cousin had realize me new name is Jenny. Instead he said Max.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I instantly flew into a mentally unstable rage and my eyes turned red. I began to drool and have a mini-seizure.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I ran toward my cousin at the speed of light. I picked him up by the back of his shirt.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('His parents ran toward him but with my tranny-powers I managed to use my telekineses and freeze them in mid-air.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I threw my toddler cousin up in the air and using my tranny in the 40% powers kicked him at the speed of light.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('He went fucking flying and I heard his little screams which made my gaping hole which used to be my dick until I forcefully castrated myself began to drip with precum.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I saw him fall to the ground and splatter by then I was so horny I came all over the place.', {tts: true}); break; case 'cum': message.channel.send('**Infinite cum.**', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.”', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.', {tts: true}); break; case 'navyseal': case 'navy': message.channel.send('What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.', {tts: true}); break; case 'a': case 'aa': case 'aaa': case 'aaaa': case 'aaaaa': case 'aaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa': // i want to die const oldName = message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).nickname; message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA').then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}) .then(() => message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname(oldName)); })})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})}); }); break; default: message.channel.send('cum', {tts: true}).then(m => m.edit('Choose a copypasta:\n- toddler (10 lines, 1:15 minutes)\n- cum (28 lines, 4:10 minutes)\n- navyseal (12 lines, 1:45 minutes)\n- aaaaaaaaaa (30 lines, *forever*)')); break; } break; case 'karma': case 'coins': case 'coin': case 'gold': const karmaID = '733339045463064607'; const coinsID = '733339908273602662'; const karmaEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID).toString(); const coinsEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(coinsID).toString(); let targetID = message.mentions.members.first() || message.author; targetID = targetID.id; let karmaembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle(message.mentions.members.first() ? 'Balance of ' + message.mentions.members.first().user.username : 'Your balance') .setDescription(`${karmaEmote} Karma: \`${karma.get(targetID) || '0'}\`\n${coinsEmote} Coins: \`${coins.get(targetID) || '0'}\``); let kCount = karma.get(targetID); if (kCount) { if (kCount > 0) karmaembed.setColor('f36916'); if (kCount < 0) karmaembed.setColor('9494ff'); } message.channel.send(karmaembed); break; case 'top': const karmaID1 = '733339045463064607'; const karmaEmote1 = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID1).toString(); let karmaboard = []; karma.keyArray().forEach(uid => { karmaboard.push({id: uid, karma: karma.get(uid)}); }); karmaboard.sort((a, b) => a.karma - b.karma); karmaboard.reverse(); let karmaboardembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Karma Leaderboard') .setDescription(karmaEmote1 + ' Karma leaderboard - Top 12 for ' + message.guild.name); for (let x=0; x < 12; x += 1) { if (!karmaboard[x]) break; let u = message.guild.members.cache.get(karmaboard[x].id); if (!u) karmaboardembed.addField(`${x+1}. [Unknown user]`, `${karmaEmote1} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true); else karmaboardembed.addField(`${x+1}. ${u.user.username}#${u.user.discriminator} ${u.user.bot ? '(Bot)' : ''}`, `${karmaEmote1} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true); } message.channel.send(karmaboardembed); break; case 'managecoins': case 'setcoins': case 'usercoins': if (checkMod()) return; let member = message.mentions.members.first(); if (!member) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention a member!') if (!coins.get(member.id)) coins.set(member.id, 0); let pass = false; let amount = 0; if (args[1] == 'set') { if (isNaN(args[2])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!'); pass = true; amount = args[2]; } else if (args[1] == 'give' ||args[1] == 'add') { if (isNaN(args[2])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!'); pass = true; amount = coins.get(member.id) + Number(args[2]); } else if (isNaN(args[1])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!'); else { pass = true; amount = coins.get(member.id) + Number(args[1]); } if (!pass) return; let old = coins.get(member.id); let coinsSetEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Coins updated for '+ member.user.username) .setDescription(`Coins set to ${amount} (Old amount: ${old})`) .setColor('ddbd37'); message.channel.send(coinsSetEmbed) .then(() => { coins.set(member.id, amount); }); break; } } catch (e) { message.channel.send(new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('An error has occurred.') .setDescription(`\`\`\`js\n${e}\`\`\``) .setColor('ff0000')); console.error(e); } }); function addToDatabase(id) { if (!id) return; if (typeof karma.get(id) != 'number') karma.set(id, 0); if (typeof coins.get(id) != 'number') coins.set(id, 0); return; }