forked from Lea/obama-bot
477 lines
35 KiB
JavaScript
477 lines
35 KiB
JavaScript
const Discord = require('discord.js');
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const client = new Discord.Client({partials: ["REACTION", "MESSAGE"]});
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const config = require('./config.json');
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const Enmap = require('enmap');
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client.login(config.token);
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const karma = new Enmap({name: "karma"});
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const coins = new Enmap({name: "coins"});
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module.exports.karma = karma;
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module.exports.coins = coins;
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module.exports.client = client;
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const witmodule = require('./wit');
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function random(low, high) {
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low = Math.ceil(low);
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high = Math.floor(high);
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high = high + 1;
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rndm = Math.random();
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return Math.floor(rndm * (high - low) + low);
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}
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client.once('ready', () => {
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console.log('Logged in as ' + client.user.username);
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client.user.setActivity(`hamborger`, {type: "STREAMING", url: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHwvUFjaNdU"});
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// Start the module thingys
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require('./karma');
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require('./vibechat');
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require('./shitposts');
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});
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client.on('guildCreate', g => {
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if (g.id != '653568812578373643') {
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g.leave();
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}
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})
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let allowEval = false;
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client.on('message', message => {
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addToDatabase(message.author.id);
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function checkMod(silent) {
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if (!message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR')) {
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let erEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setTitle('You are not allowed to use this.')
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.setDescription('Only the mod team can use this command.')
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.setImage('https://media1.tenor.com/images/1056e92668594b262d3338c897ce9bd3/tenor.gif?itemid=7706023');
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if (silent !== true) message.channel.send(erEmbed);
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return true;
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}
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return false;
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}
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function checkPremium(silent) {
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if (!message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR') && !message.member.roles.cache.has('718862546395988078' /* True ObamaFan */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('653569849888473145' /* Obama sphere */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('733394201957498901' /* Obama circle */)) {
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let erEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setTitle('You are not allowed to use this.')
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.setDescription('Only approved users can use this command.');
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if (silent !== true) message.channel.send(erEmbed);
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return true;
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}
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return false;
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}
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try {
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if (message.author.bot) return;
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if (!message.guild) return message.channel.send('You can only use me on the r/Obamium Discord right now.');
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if (message.guild.id != '653568812578373643') message.guild.leave();
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console.log(`Message by ${message.author.username}: ${message.content}`);
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witmodule.execute(message);
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// 69 nice haha le funny number
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if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69') > -1) {
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let replies = [
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'You said the funny number nice',
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'Haha funny 69',
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'You did a funny right here:\n> 69',
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'lmao funny number',
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'69 is funny haha',
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'you have achieved comedy by saying 69',
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'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Foriginal%2F000%2F016%2F588%2Fsixtynine.jpg&f=1&nofb=1',
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'Obama signed that your funny lmao',
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'haha funny sex number',
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'sex',
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'69 nice'
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];
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let curIndex = 0;
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let continueSearch = true;
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let found = [];
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while (continueSearch) {
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if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex) == -1) {
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continueSearch = false;
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break;
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}
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let f = message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex);
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curIndex = f + 1;
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found.push(f);
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}
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delete continueSearch;
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delete curIndex;
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let send = false;
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found.forEach(index => {
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let charL = message.content.charAt(index - 1);
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let charR = message.content.charAt(index + 2);
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if ((isNaN(charL) || charL == '' || charL == ' ') && (isNaN(charR) || charR == '' || charR == ' ')) send = true;
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});
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if (send) message.channel.send(replies[random(0, replies.length - 1)]);
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}
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// Actual command stuff
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if (message.content.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}> help`) || message.content.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}>help`)) return message.channel.send(`My prefix is \`${config.prefix}\`, type ${config.prefix}help for help.`);
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if (!message.content.startsWith(config.prefix)) return;
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const args = message.content.slice(config.prefix.length).split(' ');
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const command = args.shift().toLowerCase();
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switch(command) {
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case 'help':
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let owner = client.users.cache.get('284323826165350400');
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let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setTitle('Commands')
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.addField('', '**----- Public commands -----**')
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.setDescription(`Kneel down, mortals, for the command list, signed by Obama himself.\nEvery command starts with the prefix '**${config.prefix}**', for example ${config.prefix}help.`)
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.addField('-obamium', 'Send a Obamid in all its beauty')
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.addField('-vbucks', 'Totally working V-Bucks generator')
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.addField('-copypasta', 'oh shit oh fuck')
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.addField('-karma', 'Shows your karma and coins on this server')
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.addField('-top', 'Shows the users with the highest karma!')
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.addField('-ping', 'Shows the bot\'s latency')
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.addField('-brother', 'RGBRoachGang brothers, use this command to get access to a special channel!')
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.addField('', '**----- Admin commands -----**')
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.addField('-truefan @Member', 'Give someone access to the top secret text channel™️')
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.addField('-coins @Member [give/set] [value]', 'Manage the coins of an user')
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.setFooter(`© Obamium Research | Developed by ${owner.username}#${owner.discriminator}`, 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/716021350883393566.gif')
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.setColor('9c6341');
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message.channel.send(embed);
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break;
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case 'obama':
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case 'obamid':
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case 'obamium':
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let msg = '';
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208135213087').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208281882666').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208936325141').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208332345366').toString();
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msg += '\n';
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208269168812').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208432746537').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208491597924').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208357249044').toString();
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msg += '\n';
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208361574421').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208134950963').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208290140172').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208374026332').toString();
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msg += '\n';
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208378220666').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208319500310').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208898445402').toString();
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msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208550318170').toString();
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message.channel.send(msg);
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break;
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case 'vbuck':
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case 'vbucks':
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message.delete();
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let embed2 = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setAuthor('Free Vbucks 100% legit no virus', 'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fdiscordemoji.com%2Fassets%2Femoji%2FVBuck.png&f=1&nofb=1')
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.setDescription('Click here to download free Vbucks: [https://vbuck-free-generator.com](https://bit.ly/freevbucks2020legitworking)')
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.setColor('88ccdb');
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message.channel.send(embed2);
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break;
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case 'amitheowner':
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if (message.author.id == '284323826165350400') {
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message.channel.send(`Yes, ${message.author}, you definitely are my owner.`)
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} else {
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message.channel.send(`No, ${message.author}, you are not my owner.`)
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}
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break;
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case 'ping':
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let pingEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setTitle('Pong?')
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.setDescription('Measuring...')
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.setColor('#2F62CA');
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message.channel.send(pingEmbed).then(msg => {
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pingEmbed.setTitle('Pong!');
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pingEmbed.description = undefined;
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pingEmbed.addField(':speech_balloon: Message delay', `\`${msg.createdTimestamp - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true);
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pingEmbed.addField(':robot: Bot Ping', `\`${Date.now() - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true);
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msg.edit(pingEmbed);
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});
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break;
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case 'brother':
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let vibecheckembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setTitle('Are you a brother?')
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.setDescription('If you are a r/rgbroachgang member, you can get acces to a secret rgbroachgang channel! I need to vibe check your reddit and Discord account first. You need to link a reddit account to your Discord account, and then [click here](https://obamium-subreddit.herokuapp.com/) to start the vibe check.');
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message.channel.send(vibecheckembed);
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break;
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case 'truefan':
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if (checkMod()) return;
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let target = message.mentions.members.first();
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let roleid = '718862546395988078';
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let role = message.guild.roles.cache.get(roleid);
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let cid = '718908301555007518';
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let channel = message.guild.channels.cache.get(cid);
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if (!role) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find role');
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if (!channel) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find channel');
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if (!target) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention someone for this to work!');
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if (target.user.bot) return message.channel.send('You can\'t do this with bots.');
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if (!target.roles.cache.has(roleid)) {
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// Give the role
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target.roles.add(role);
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channel.send(`${target.user} is now able to access this channel.`);
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let msg = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setTitle('Congratulations!')
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.setDescription(`The r/Obamium Discord Staff has decided to give you access to a secret text channel: <#${cid}>`)
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.setThumbnail('https://discordemoji.com/assets/emoji/ClapClap.gif');
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target.send(msg);
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message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is now a true obama fan.`);
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} else {
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// Take the role
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target.roles.remove(role);
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channel.send(`${target.user} is no longer able to access this channel.`);
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message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is no longer a true obama fan.`);
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}
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break;
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case 'toggleeval':
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if (message.author.id != '284323826165350400') return console.log('Toggle Eval attemped by unauthorized user: ' + message.author.id);
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if (allowEval == true) allowEval = false; else allowEval = true;
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message.channel.send('Toggled ' + (allowEval ? 'on' : 'off'));
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break;
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case 'eval':
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if (message.author.id != '284323826165350400') return console.log('Eval attemped by unauthorized user: ' + message.author.id);
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if (!allowEval) return message.channel.send('Eval is disabled.');
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message.suppressEmbeds(true);
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var res = eval(args.join(' '));
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if (typeof res == 'object') res = JSON.stringify(res);
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else if (typeof res == 'function') res = '`(Function)`';
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else if (typeof res == 'undefined') res = '`undefined`';
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if (res == "{}") return;
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message.channel.send(res);
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break;
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case 'copypasta':
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if (checkPremium()) return;
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if (!args[0]) args[0] = '';
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switch(args[0].toLowerCase()) {
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case 'toddler':
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message.channel.send('**AITA For Dropkicking an Toddler off a cliff because he used my Dead Name**', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The title speaks for itself. So me (20F transitioning) was going on a hike with my cousin and his parents.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('There’s this really large cliff that looms over my house. I recently told my family I was trans.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('I thought my toddler cousin had realize me new name is Jenny. Instead he said Max.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('I instantly flew into a mentally unstable rage and my eyes turned red. I began to drool and have a mini-seizure.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('I ran toward my cousin at the speed of light. I picked him up by the back of his shirt.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('His parents ran toward him but with my tranny-powers I managed to use my telekineses and freeze them in mid-air.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('I threw my toddler cousin up in the air and using my tranny in the 40% powers kicked him at the speed of light.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('He went fucking flying and I heard his little screams which made my gaping hole which used to be my dick until I forcefully castrated myself began to drip with precum.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('I saw him fall to the ground and splatter by then I was so horny I came all over the place.', {tts: true});
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break;
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case 'cum':
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message.channel.send('**Infinite cum.**', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.”', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.', {tts: true});
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break;
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case 'navyseal':
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case 'navy':
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message.channel.send('What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.', {tts: true});
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break;
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case 'a':
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case 'aa':
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case 'aaa':
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case 'aaaa':
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case 'aaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
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// i want to die
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const oldName = message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).nickname;
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message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA').then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
|
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
|
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
|
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
|
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true})
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.then(() => message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname(oldName));
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})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})});
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});
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||
break;
|
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default:
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message.channel.send('cum', {tts: true}).then(m => m.edit('Choose a copypasta:\n- toddler (10 lines, 1:15 minutes)\n- cum (28 lines, 4:10 minutes)\n- navyseal (12 lines, 1:45 minutes)\n- aaaaaaaaaa (30 lines, *forever*)'));
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break;
|
||
}
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break;
|
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case 'karma':
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case 'coins':
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case 'coin':
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case 'gold':
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const karmaID = '733339045463064607';
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const coinsID = '733339908273602662';
|
||
|
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const karmaEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID).toString();
|
||
const coinsEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(coinsID).toString();
|
||
|
||
let targetID = message.mentions.members.first() || message.author;
|
||
targetID = targetID.id;
|
||
|
||
let karmaembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||
.setTitle(message.mentions.members.first() ? 'Balance of ' + message.mentions.members.first().user.username : 'Your balance')
|
||
.setDescription(`${karmaEmote} Karma: \`${karma.get(targetID) || '0'}\`\n${coinsEmote} Coins: \`${coins.get(targetID) || '0'}\``);
|
||
|
||
let kCount = karma.get(targetID);
|
||
if (kCount) {
|
||
if (kCount > 0) karmaembed.setColor('f36916');
|
||
if (kCount < 0) karmaembed.setColor('9494ff');
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
message.channel.send(karmaembed);
|
||
break;
|
||
case 'top':
|
||
const karmaID1 = '733339045463064607';
|
||
const karmaEmote1 = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID1).toString();
|
||
let karmaboard = [];
|
||
karma.keyArray().forEach(uid => {
|
||
karmaboard.push({id: uid, karma: karma.get(uid)});
|
||
});
|
||
|
||
karmaboard.sort((a, b) => a.karma - b.karma);
|
||
karmaboard.reverse();
|
||
|
||
let karmaboardembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||
.setTitle('Karma Leaderboard')
|
||
.setDescription(karmaEmote1 + ' Karma leaderboard - Top 12 for ' + message.guild.name);
|
||
|
||
for (let x=0; x < 12; x += 1) {
|
||
if (!karmaboard[x]) break;
|
||
let u = message.guild.members.cache.get(karmaboard[x].id);
|
||
if (!u) karmaboardembed.addField(`${x+1}. [Unknown user]`, `${karmaEmote1} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true); else karmaboardembed.addField(`${x+1}. ${u.user.username}#${u.user.discriminator} ${u.user.bot ? '(Bot)' : ''}`, `${karmaEmote1} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true);
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
message.channel.send(karmaboardembed);
|
||
break;
|
||
case 'managecoins':
|
||
case 'setcoins':
|
||
case 'usercoins':
|
||
if (checkMod()) return;
|
||
let member = message.mentions.members.first();
|
||
if (!member) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention a member!')
|
||
|
||
if (!coins.get(member.id)) coins.set(member.id, 0);
|
||
|
||
let pass = false;
|
||
let amount = 0;
|
||
if (args[1] == 'set') {
|
||
if (isNaN(args[2])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!');
|
||
pass = true;
|
||
amount = args[2];
|
||
}
|
||
else if (args[1] == 'give' ||args[1] == 'add') {
|
||
if (isNaN(args[2])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!');
|
||
pass = true;
|
||
amount = coins.get(member.id) + Number(args[2]);
|
||
}
|
||
else if (isNaN(args[1])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!');
|
||
else {
|
||
pass = true;
|
||
amount = coins.get(member.id) + Number(args[1]);
|
||
}
|
||
|
||
if (!pass) return;
|
||
|
||
let old = coins.get(member.id);
|
||
|
||
let coinsSetEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||
.setTitle('Coins updated for '+ member.user.username)
|
||
.setDescription(`Coins set to ${amount} (Old amount: ${old})`)
|
||
.setColor('ddbd37');
|
||
message.channel.send(coinsSetEmbed)
|
||
.then(() => {
|
||
coins.set(member.id, amount);
|
||
});
|
||
break;
|
||
}
|
||
} catch (e) {
|
||
message.channel.send(new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||
.setTitle('An error has occurred.')
|
||
.setDescription(`\`\`\`js\n${e}\`\`\``)
|
||
.setColor('ff0000'));
|
||
console.error(e);
|
||
}
|
||
});
|
||
|
||
function addToDatabase(id) {
|
||
if (!id) return;
|
||
if (typeof karma.get(id) != 'number') karma.set(id, 0);
|
||
if (typeof coins.get(id) != 'number') coins.set(id, 0);
|
||
return;
|
||
} |