const Discord = require('discord.js'); const client = new Discord.Client({partials: ["REACTION", "MESSAGE"]}); const config = require('./config.json'); const Enmap = require('enmap'); client.login(config.token); const karma = new Enmap({name: "karma"}); const coins = new Enmap({name: "coins"}); module.exports.karma = karma; module.exports.coins = coins; module.exports.client = client; const witmodule = require('./wit'); function random(low, high) { low = Math.ceil(low); high = Math.floor(high); high = high + 1; rndm = Math.random(); return Math.floor(rndm * (high - low) + low); } client.once('ready', () => { console.log('Logged in as ' + client.user.username); client.user.setActivity(`hamborger`, {type: "STREAMING", url: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHwvUFjaNdU"}); // Start the module thingys require('./karma'); require('./vibechat'); require('./shitposts'); }); client.on('guildCreate', g => { if (g.id != '653568812578373643') { g.leave(); } }) let allowEval = false; client.on('message', message => { addToDatabase(message.author.id); function checkMod(silent) { if (!message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR')) { let erEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('You are not allowed to use this.') .setDescription('Only the mod team can use this command.') .setImage('https://media1.tenor.com/images/1056e92668594b262d3338c897ce9bd3/tenor.gif?itemid=7706023'); if (silent !== true) message.channel.send(erEmbed); return true; } return false; } function checkPremium(silent) { if (!message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR') && !message.member.roles.cache.has('718862546395988078' /* True ObamaFan */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('653569849888473145' /* Obama sphere */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('733394201957498901' /* Obama circle */)) { let erEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('You are not allowed to use this.') .setDescription('Only approved users can use this command.'); if (silent !== true) message.channel.send(erEmbed); return true; } return false; } try { if (message.author.bot) return; if (!message.guild) return message.channel.send('You can only use me on the r/Obamium Discord right now.'); if (message.guild.id != '653568812578373643') message.guild.leave(); console.log(`Message by ${message.author.username}: ${message.content}`); witmodule.execute(message); // 69 nice haha le funny number if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69') > -1) { let replies = [ 'You said the funny number nice', 'Haha funny 69', 'You did a funny right here:\n> 69', 'lmao funny number', '69 is funny haha', 'you have achieved comedy by saying 69', 'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Foriginal%2F000%2F016%2F588%2Fsixtynine.jpg&f=1&nofb=1', 'Obama signed that your funny lmao', 'haha funny sex number', 'sex', '69 nice' ]; let curIndex = 0; let continueSearch = true; let found = []; while (continueSearch) { if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex) == -1) { continueSearch = false; break; } let f = message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex); curIndex = f + 1; found.push(f); } delete continueSearch; delete curIndex; let send = false; found.forEach(index => { let charL = message.content.charAt(index - 1); let charR = message.content.charAt(index + 2); if ((isNaN(charL) || charL == '' || charL == ' ') && (isNaN(charR) || charR == '' || charR == ' ')) send = true; }); if (send) message.channel.send(replies[random(0, replies.length - 1)]); } // Actual command stuff if (message.content.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}> help`) || message.content.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}>help`)) return message.channel.send(`My prefix is \`${config.prefix}\`, type ${config.prefix}help for help.`); if (!message.content.startsWith(config.prefix)) return; const args = message.content.slice(config.prefix.length).split(' '); const command = args.shift().toLowerCase(); switch(command) { case 'help': let owner = client.users.cache.get('284323826165350400'); let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Commands') .addField('­', '**----- Public commands -----**') .setDescription(`Kneel down, mortals, for the command list, signed by Obama himself.\nEvery command starts with the prefix '**${config.prefix}**', for example ${config.prefix}help.`) .addField('-obamium', 'Send a Obamid in all its beauty') .addField('-vbucks', 'Totally working V-Bucks generator') .addField('-copypasta', 'oh shit oh fuck') .addField('-karma', 'Shows your karma and coins on this server') .addField('-top', 'Shows the users with the highest karma!') .addField('-ping', 'Shows the bot\'s latency') .addField('-brother', 'RGBRoachGang brothers, use this command to get access to a special channel!') .addField('­', '**----- Admin commands -----**') .addField('-truefan @Member', 'Give someone access to the top secret text channel™️') .addField('-coins @Member [give/set] [value]', 'Manage the coins of an user') .setFooter(`© Obamium Research | Developed by ${owner.username}#${owner.discriminator}`, 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/716021350883393566.gif') .setColor('9c6341'); message.channel.send(embed); break; case 'obama': case 'obamid': case 'obamium': let msg = ''; msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208135213087').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208281882666').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208936325141').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208332345366').toString(); msg += '\n'; msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208269168812').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208432746537').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208491597924').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208357249044').toString(); msg += '\n'; msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208361574421').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208134950963').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208290140172').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208374026332').toString(); msg += '\n'; msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208378220666').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208319500310').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208898445402').toString(); msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208550318170').toString(); message.channel.send(msg); break; case 'vbuck': case 'vbucks': message.delete(); let embed2 = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setAuthor('Free Vbucks 100% legit no virus', 'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fdiscordemoji.com%2Fassets%2Femoji%2FVBuck.png&f=1&nofb=1') .setDescription('Click here to download free Vbucks: [https://vbuck-free-generator.com](https://bit.ly/freevbucks2020legitworking)') .setColor('88ccdb'); message.channel.send(embed2); break; case 'amitheowner': if (message.author.id == '284323826165350400') { message.channel.send(`Yes, ${message.author}, you definitely are my owner.`) } else { message.channel.send(`No, ${message.author}, you are not my owner.`) } break; case 'ping': let pingEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Pong?') .setDescription('Measuring...') .setColor('#2F62CA'); message.channel.send(pingEmbed).then(msg => { pingEmbed.setTitle('Pong!'); pingEmbed.description = undefined; pingEmbed.addField(':speech_balloon: Message delay', `\`${msg.createdTimestamp - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true); pingEmbed.addField(':robot: Bot Ping', `\`${Date.now() - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true); msg.edit(pingEmbed); }); break; case 'brother': let vibecheckembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Are you a brother?') .setDescription('If you are a r/rgbroachgang member, you can get acces to a secret rgbroachgang channel! I need to vibe check your reddit and Discord account first. You need to link a reddit account to your Discord account, and then [click here](https://obamium-subreddit.herokuapp.com/) to start the vibe check.'); message.channel.send(vibecheckembed); break; case 'truefan': if (checkMod()) return; let target = message.mentions.members.first(); let roleid = '718862546395988078'; let role = message.guild.roles.cache.get(roleid); let cid = '718908301555007518'; let channel = message.guild.channels.cache.get(cid); if (!role) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find role'); if (!channel) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find channel'); if (!target) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention someone for this to work!'); if (target.user.bot) return message.channel.send('You can\'t do this with bots.'); if (!target.roles.cache.has(roleid)) { // Give the role target.roles.add(role); channel.send(`${target.user} is now able to access this channel.`); let msg = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Congratulations!') .setDescription(`The r/Obamium Discord Staff has decided to give you access to a secret text channel: <#${cid}>`) .setThumbnail('https://discordemoji.com/assets/emoji/ClapClap.gif'); target.send(msg); message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is now a true obama fan.`); } else { // Take the role target.roles.remove(role); channel.send(`${target.user} is no longer able to access this channel.`); message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is no longer a true obama fan.`); } break; case 'toggleeval': if (message.author.id != '284323826165350400') return console.log('Toggle Eval attemped by unauthorized user: ' + message.author.id); if (allowEval == true) allowEval = false; else allowEval = true; message.channel.send('Toggled ' + (allowEval ? 'on' : 'off')); break; case 'eval': if (message.author.id != '284323826165350400') return console.log('Eval attemped by unauthorized user: ' + message.author.id); if (!allowEval) return message.channel.send('Eval is disabled.'); message.suppressEmbeds(true); var res = eval(args.join(' ')); if (typeof res == 'object') res = JSON.stringify(res); else if (typeof res == 'function') res = '`(Function)`'; else if (typeof res == 'undefined') res = '`undefined`'; if (res == "{}") return; message.channel.send(res); break; case 'copypasta': if (checkPremium()) return; if (!args[0]) args[0] = ''; switch(args[0].toLowerCase()) { case 'toddler': message.channel.send('**AITA For Dropkicking an Toddler off a cliff because he used my Dead Name**', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The title speaks for itself. So me (20F transitioning) was going on a hike with my cousin and his parents.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('There’s this really large cliff that looms over my house. I recently told my family I was trans.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I thought my toddler cousin had realize me new name is Jenny. Instead he said Max.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I instantly flew into a mentally unstable rage and my eyes turned red. I began to drool and have a mini-seizure.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I ran toward my cousin at the speed of light. I picked him up by the back of his shirt.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('His parents ran toward him but with my tranny-powers I managed to use my telekineses and freeze them in mid-air.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I threw my toddler cousin up in the air and using my tranny in the 40% powers kicked him at the speed of light.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('He went fucking flying and I heard his little screams which made my gaping hole which used to be my dick until I forcefully castrated myself began to drip with precum.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I saw him fall to the ground and splatter by then I was so horny I came all over the place.', {tts: true}); break; case 'cum': message.channel.send('**Infinite cum.**', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.”', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.', {tts: true}); break; case 'navyseal': case 'navy': message.channel.send('What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.', {tts: true}); break; case 'Ben Shapiro': message.channel.send('You know, let\'s just say, hypothetically speaking, that I were to have sex with your mom.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('Now, hypothetically speaking, if this did happen, I mean, you must remember that all physical matter has a very thin layer of atoms surrounding it, so technically, you are never truly touching anything or anyone, but instead, the atoms surrounding your body and this object or person are coming into contact with one another.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('So, once again, hypothetically speaking, if I were to attempt to have sex with your mom, I would fail miserably, because, according to science, our bodies would never come into contact with one another.', {tts: true}); break; case 'a': case 'aa': case 'aaa': case 'aaaa': case 'aaaaa': case 'aaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa': case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa': // i want to die const oldName = message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).nickname; message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA').then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => { message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}) .then(() => message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname(oldName)); })})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})}); }); break; default: message.channel.send('cum', {tts: true}).then(m => m.edit('Choose a copypasta:\n- toddler (10 lines, 1:15 minutes)\n- cum (28 lines, 4:10 minutes)\n- navyseal (12 lines, 1:45 minutes)\n- aaaaaaaaaa (30 lines, *forever*)')); break; } break; case 'karma': case 'coins': case 'coin': case 'gold': const karmaID = '733339045463064607'; const coinsID = '733339908273602662'; const karmaEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID).toString(); const coinsEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(coinsID).toString(); let targetID = message.mentions.members.first() || message.author; targetID = targetID.id; let karmaembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle(message.mentions.members.first() ? 'Balance of ' + message.mentions.members.first().user.username : 'Your balance') .setDescription(`${karmaEmote} Karma: \`${karma.get(targetID) || '0'}\`\n${coinsEmote} Coins: \`${coins.get(targetID) || '0'}\``); let kCount = karma.get(targetID); if (kCount) { if (kCount > 0) karmaembed.setColor('f36916'); if (kCount < 0) karmaembed.setColor('9494ff'); } message.channel.send(karmaembed); break; case 'top': const karmaID1 = '733339045463064607'; const karmaEmote1 = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID1).toString(); let karmaboard = []; karma.keyArray().forEach(uid => { karmaboard.push({id: uid, karma: karma.get(uid)}); }); karmaboard.sort((a, b) => a.karma - b.karma); karmaboard.reverse(); let karmaboardembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Karma Leaderboard') .setDescription(karmaEmote1 + ' Karma leaderboard - Top 12 for ' + message.guild.name); for (let x=0; x < 12; x += 1) { if (!karmaboard[x]) break; let u = message.guild.members.cache.get(karmaboard[x].id); if (!u) karmaboardembed.addField(`${x+1}. [Unknown user]`, `${karmaEmote1} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true); else karmaboardembed.addField(`${x+1}. ${u.user.username}#${u.user.discriminator} ${u.user.bot ? '(Bot)' : ''}`, `${karmaEmote1} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true); } message.channel.send(karmaboardembed); break; case 'managecoins': case 'setcoins': case 'usercoins': if (checkMod()) return; let member = message.mentions.members.first(); if (!member) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention a member!') if (!coins.get(member.id)) coins.set(member.id, 0); let pass = false; let amount = 0; if (args[1] == 'set') { if (isNaN(args[2])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!'); pass = true; amount = args[2]; } else if (args[1] == 'give' ||args[1] == 'add') { if (isNaN(args[2])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!'); pass = true; amount = coins.get(member.id) + Number(args[2]); } else if (isNaN(args[1])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!'); else { pass = true; amount = coins.get(member.id) + Number(args[1]); } if (!pass) return; let old = coins.get(member.id); let coinsSetEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Coins updated for '+ member.user.username) .setDescription(`Coins set to ${amount} (Old amount: ${old})`) .setColor('ddbd37'); message.channel.send(coinsSetEmbed) .then(() => { coins.set(member.id, amount); }); break; } } catch (e) { message.channel.send(new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('An error has occurred.') .setDescription(`\`\`\`js\n${e}\`\`\``) .setColor('ff0000')); console.error(e); } }); function addToDatabase(id) { if (!id) return; if (typeof karma.get(id) != 'number') karma.set(id, 0); if (typeof coins.get(id) != 'number') coins.set(id, 0); return; }