diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index c7eddf4..5aafdc7 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,3 +1,33 @@ # pm2-gay -Auto deployment thing with js, spams shit to discord \ No newline at end of file +A auto deployment script to be used with pm2. Automatially pulls code from github and sends log to a Discord Webhook. +Has no flexibility whatsoever, if ur dev edit it urself smh + +# how to the use +h +## ingredient needed +- server you can fuck with +- money +- environment +- pm2 +- npm +- express +- discord.js +- oil + +## 1 buy a domain + +## 2 port forward +1. stand up for once in ur life and walk to ur router +2. back of router +3. solve the ancient myth +4. SHA256 decode +5. ??? +6. find ur router dashboard +7. cover yourself in oil +8. find port forward or virtual servers option, if you dont find it buy a better router that supports it +9. port forward 80 +10. get a web server +11. make web server redirect to localhost:3000 (if u can just make it redirect /pm2/is/fucking/*) +12. make / redirect to rick roll +