h

to the shitass who parked giant-penis-license.org, I hope your digestive system rips

.gitignore

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+# Logs
+logs
+*.log
+npm-debug.log*
+yarn-debug.log*
+yarn-error.log*
+lerna-debug.log*
+
+# Diagnostic reports (https://nodejs.org/api/report.html)
+report.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.json
+
+# Runtime data
+pids
+*.pid
+*.seed
+*.pid.lock
+
+# Directory for instrumented libs generated by jscoverage/JSCover
+lib-cov
+
+# Coverage directory used by tools like istanbul
+coverage
+*.lcov
+
+# nyc test coverage
+.nyc_output
+
+# Grunt intermediate storage (https://gruntjs.com/creating-plugins#storing-task-files)
+.grunt
+
+# Bower dependency directory (https://bower.io/)
+bower_components
+
+# node-waf configuration
+.lock-wscript
+
+# Compiled binary addons (https://nodejs.org/api/addons.html)
+build/Release
+
+# Dependency directories
+node_modules/
+jspm_packages/
+
+# Snowpack dependency directory (https://snowpack.dev/)
+web_modules/
+
+# TypeScript v1 declaration files
+typings/
+
+# TypeScript cache
+*.tsbuildinfo
+
+# Optional npm cache directory
+.npm
+
+# Optional eslint cache
+.eslintcache
+
+# Microbundle cache
+.rpt2_cache/
+.rts2_cache_cjs/
+.rts2_cache_es/
+.rts2_cache_umd/
+
+# Optional REPL history
+.node_repl_history
+
+# Output of 'npm pack'
+*.tgz
+
+# Yarn Integrity file
+.yarn-integrity
+
+# dotenv environment variables file
+.env
+.env.test
+
+# parcel-bundler cache (https://parceljs.org/)
+.cache
+
+# Next.js build output
+.next
+
+# Nuxt.js build / generate output
+.nuxt
+dist
+
+# Gatsby files
+.cache/
+# Comment in the public line in if your project uses Gatsby and not Next.js
+# https://nextjs.org/blog/next-9-1#public-directory-support
+# public
+
+# vuepress build output
+.vuepress/dist
+
+# Serverless directories
+.serverless/
+
+# FuseBox cache
+.fusebox/
+
+# DynamoDB Local files
+.dynamodb/
+
+# TernJS port file
+.tern-port
+
+# Stores VSCode versions used for testing VSCode extensions
+.vscode-test
+
+# The config file that contains the bot token
+config.json
+
+# The database that stores karma and coins
+data

LICENSE

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 The Giant Penis License (GPL)
-Copyright (c) 2020 Im_Verum
+Copyright (c) 2020 jan
 
                 ▄▄██▄██▄▄
               ▄█    █    █▄

README.md

@@ -1,5 +1,8 @@
 # Obama Bot
 A small Discord bot with crappy code that I made for the r/Obamium Discord server. pls dont judge my code
 
+# Hosting the bot
+If you, for whatever reason, want to host this bot yourself, good luck getting it to work.
+
 # Copyright
 This project is licensed under the [Giant Penis License](http://giant-penis-license.org/) which is basically a deformed MIT license.

commands/copypasta.js

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+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+const fs = require('fs').promises;
+
+const events = require('events');
+const shutEmitter = new events.EventEmitter();
+
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'copypasta',
+    aliases: ['pasta'],
+    staffOnly: false,
+    epicOnly: true
+}
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    let copypastas = await fs.readdir(__dirname + '/copypastas');
+    let pasta = copypastas.find((p) => p.toLowerCase() == args[0]?.toLowerCase());
+    
+    if (!pasta) {
+        message.channel.send(`Please choose one of: \`${copypastas.join('`, `')}\``);
+        return;
+    }
+    
+    let lines = (await fs.readFile(__dirname + '/copypastas/' + pasta))
+        .toString('utf-8')
+        .split('\n')
+        .filter(line => line.trim() != '');
+    
+    this.copypastaing[message.channel.id] = true;
+    
+    sendLine();
+    const interval = setInterval(sendLine, 1500);
+    const listener = shutEmitter.once('shut', cid => {
+        if (cid == message.channel.id) {
+            clearInterval(interval);
+            this.copypastaing[message.channel.id] = false;
+        }
+    });
+    
+    async function sendLine() {
+        if (lines.length == 0) {
+            this.copypastaing[message.channel.id] = false;
+            clearTimeout(interval);
+            shutEmitter.removeListener('shut', listener);
+            return;
+        }
+        
+        const line = lines.shift();
+        await message.channel.send(line, { tts: true });
+    }
+}
+
+module.exports.shut = (channelID) => {
+    shutEmitter.emit('shut', channelID);
+}
+
+module.exports.copypastaing = {}

commands/copypastas/aaa

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+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

commands/copypastas/ben-shapiro

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+You know, let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I were to have sex with your mom.
+Now, hypothetically speaking, if this did happen, I mean, you must remember that all physical matter has a very thin layer of atoms surrounding it, so technically, you are never truly
+touching anything or anyone, but instead, the atoms surrounding your body and this object or person are coming into contact with one another.
+So, once again, hypothetically speaking, if I were to attempt to have sex with your mom, I would fail miserably, because, according to science, our bodies would never come into contact
+with one another.

commands/copypastas/cum

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+**Infinite cum.**
+You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably.
+After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen.
+You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt.
+The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming.
+Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast.
+You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping.
+The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm.
+The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling.
+Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates.
+You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide.
+Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door.
+The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses.
+The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge.
+Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates.
+You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go.
+The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen.
+Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour.
+From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates.
+As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house.
+The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates.
+You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious.
+Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions.
+You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground.
+The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere.
+You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory.
+The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.”
+You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

commands/copypastas/navyseal

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+What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
+I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
+I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.
+I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
+You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
+As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
+The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
+You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
+Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
+and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
+If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
+But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

commands/copypastas/toddler

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+**AITA For Dropkicking an Toddler off a cliff because he used my Dead Name**
+The title speaks for itself. So me (20F transitioning) was going on a hike with my cousin and his parents.
+There’s this really large cliff that looms over my house. I recently told my family I was trans.
+I thought my toddler cousin had realize me new name is Jenny. Instead he said Max.
+I instantly flew into a mentally unstable rage and my eyes turned red. I began to drool and have a mini-seizure.
+I ran toward my cousin at the speed of light. I picked him up by the back of his shirt.
+His parents ran toward him but with my tranny-powers I managed to use my telekineses and freeze them in mid-air.
+I threw my toddler cousin up in the air and using my tranny in the 40% powers kicked him at the speed of light.
+He went fucking flying and I heard his little screams which made my gaping hole which used to be my dick until I forcefully castrated myself began to drip with precum.
+I saw him fall to the ground and splatter by then I was so horny I came all over the place.

commands/eval.js

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+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+const { inspect } = require('util');
+const { logger, client } = require('../');
+
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'eval',
+    aliases: ['e']
+}
+
+/**
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    const ownerID = process.env.OWNER_ID;
+    if (!ownerID) return message.channel.send('Error: Bot owner is not configured. Set `OWNER_ID` env var.');
+    if (ownerID != message.author.id) {
+        logger.warn(`${message.author.tag} ${message.author.id} => Not bot owner`);
+        return;
+    }
+    
+    try {
+        const exec = args.join(' ');
+        if (!exec) return message.channel.send('What do you want me to do, dumbass');
+        
+        eval(
+            `(async () => {` +
+            `${exec.replace(/(```\w*\n)|\n```$/g, '')}\n` +
+            `})()`
+        )
+        .then(res => {
+            if (res == undefined)
+                message.react('✅')
+                    .catch(() => message.channel.send('```js\nundefined\n```'));
+            else
+                message.channel.send(
+                    `\`\`\`js\n${
+                        inspect(res)
+                        .replace(new RegExp(client.token, 'g'), '[Token removed]')
+                        .slice(0, 1989)
+                    }\n\`\`\``
+                );
+        })
+        .catch(e => {
+            message.channel.send(`\`\`\`js\n${(e && e.name && e.message ? `${e.name}: ${e.message}` : `Error: ${e}`).slice(0, 1989)}\n\`\`\``)
+                .catch(a => message.channel.send(a));
+        });
+    } catch(e) {
+        message.channel.send(`\`\`\`js\n${(e && e.name && e.message ? `${e.name}: ${e.message}` : `Error: ${e}`).slice(0, 1989)}\n\`\`\``)
+            .catch(a => message.channel.send(a));
+    }
+}

commands/help.js

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+const { MessageEmbed } = require("discord.js");
+const { client } = require("..");
+const prefix = process.env.BOT_PREFIX || '-';
+
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'help',
+    aliases: ['info'],
+    staffOnly: false
+}
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    let embed = new MessageEmbed()
+        .setTitle('Obama bot')
+        .setDescription(`Epic obama bot help`)
+        
+    addCmd(embed, 'obamium', 'Spawn obamium');
+    addCmd(embed, 'vbucks', 'Get free vbucks');
+    addCmd(embed, 'ping', 'Show the bot\'s ping');
+    addCmd(embed, 'coins', 'See how much karma/coins you have');
+    addCmd(embed, 'top', 'Karma leaderboard');
+    addCmd(embed, 'setcoins', '[Staff command] Manage a user\'s coins')
+    
+    embed.addField('\u200b', `This bot was made by \`${client.users.cache.get('284323826165350400')?.tag}\`.\nCheck out the source code [here](https://gitea.janderedev.xyz/Jan/obama-bot "Click me!").`, false);
+    
+    message.channel.send(embed);
+}
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {MessageEmbed} embed 
+ * @param {string} cmd 
+ * @param {string} text 
+ */
+function addCmd(embed, cmd, text) {
+    embed.addField(`${prefix}${cmd}`, text, true);
+}

commands/karma.js

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+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'karma',
+    aliases: ['coins'],
+    staffOnly: false
+}
+
+const karma = require('../util/karma').karma;
+const coins = require('../util/karma').coins;
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    const karmaID = '733339045463064607';
+    const coinsID = '733339908273602662';
+
+    const karmaEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID).toString();
+    const coinsEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(coinsID).toString();
+
+    let targetID = message.mentions.members.first() || message.author;
+    targetID = targetID.id;
+
+    let karmaembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+    .setTitle(message.mentions.members.first() ? 'Balance of ' + message.mentions.members.first().user.username : 'Your balance')
+    .setDescription(`${karmaEmote} Karma: \`${karma.get(targetID) || '0'}\`\n${coinsEmote} Coins: \`${coins.get(targetID) || '0'}\``);
+    
+    let kCount = karma.get(targetID);
+    if (kCount) {
+        if (kCount > 0) karmaembed.setColor('f36916');
+        if (kCount < 0) karmaembed.setColor('9494ff');
+    }
+
+    message.channel.send(karmaembed);
+}

commands/obamium.js

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+const { Message } = require("discord.js");
+const { client } = require("..");
+
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'obamium',
+    aliases: ['obab'],
+    staffOnly: false
+}
+
+const gID = '653568812578373643';
+const IDs = [
+    ['715931208135213087', '715931208281882666', '715931208936325141', '715931208332345366'],
+    ['715931208269168812', '715931208432746537', '715931208491597924', '715931208357249044'],
+    ['715931208361574421', '782261410876751943', '715931208290140172', '715931208374026332'],
+    ['715931208378220666', '715931208319500310', '715931208898445402', '715931208550318170']
+];
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    try {
+        const guild = client.guilds.cache.get(gID);
+        let msg = '';
+        IDs.forEach(row => {
+            row.forEach(eID => {
+                msg += guild.emojis.cache.get(eID).toString();
+            });
+            msg += '\n'
+        });
+        message.channel.send(msg);
+    } catch(e) {
+        console.error(e);
+    }
+}

commands/ping.js

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+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+const { client } = require('..');
+
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'ping',
+    aliases: [],
+    staffOnly: false
+}
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    try {
+        let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+            .setTitle('Pong?')
+            .setDescription('Measuring...')
+            .setColor('#2F62CA');
+
+        message.channel.send(embed).then(msg => {
+            embed.setTitle('Pong!');
+            embed.description = undefined;
+            embed.addField(':robot: Bot Ping', `\`${Date.now() - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true);
+            embed.addField(':robot: API Ping', `\`${client.ws.ping}ms\``, true);
+            embed.addField(':speech_balloon: Message delay', `\`${msg.createdTimestamp - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true);
+            msg.edit(embed);
+        });
+    } catch(e) {
+        console.error(e);
+        message.channel.send(e);
+    }
+}

commands/setcoins.js

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+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'setcoins',
+    aliases: ['setcoin'],
+    staffOnly: true
+}
+
+const karma = require('../util/karma').karma;
+const coins = require('../util/karma').coins;
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    let member = message.mentions.members.first();
+    if (!member) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention a member!')
+
+    if (!coins.get(member.id)) coins.set(member.id, 0);
+    let old = coins.get(member.id);
+
+    if (isNaN(args[1])) return message.channel.send('Invalid number');
+
+    coins.set(member.id, Number(args[1]));
+    message.channel.send(
+        new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+        .setTitle('Coins updated')
+        .setDescription(`Coins for \`${member.user.tag}\` set to \`${coins.get(member.id)}\` (old: \`${old}\`)`)
+        .setColor('ddbd37')
+    )
+}

commands/stop.js

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+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'stop',
+    aliases: ['stfu', 'shut'],
+    staffOnly: false,
+    epicOnly: true
+}
+
+/**
+ * Kills -copypasta
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    require('./copypasta').shut(message.channel.id);
+}

commands/test.js

@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'test',
+    aliases: ['t'],
+    staffOnly: false
+}
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    message.channel.send('cool, your test worked. i hope you\'re happy now');
+}

commands/top.js

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+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'top',
+    aliases: ['leaderboard'],
+    staffOnly: false
+}
+
+const karma = require('../util/karma').karma;
+const coins = require('../util/karma').coins;
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    const karmaID = '733339045463064607';
+    const karmaEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID).toString();
+    let karmaboard = [];
+    karma.keyArray().forEach(uid => {
+        karmaboard.push({id: uid, karma: karma.get(uid)});
+    });
+
+    karmaboard.sort((a, b) => a.karma - b.karma);
+    karmaboard.reverse();
+    
+    let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+    .setTitle('Karma Leaderboard')
+    .setDescription(karmaEmote + ' Karma leaderboard - Top 12 for ' + message.guild.name);
+
+    for (let x=0; x < 12; x += 1) {
+        if (!karmaboard[x]) break;
+        let u = message.guild.members.cache.get(karmaboard[x].id);
+        if (!u) embed.addField(`${x+1}. [Unknown user]`,  `${karmaEmote} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true); else embed.addField(`${x+1}. ${u.user.username}#${u.user.discriminator} ${u.user.bot ? '(Bot)' : ''}`, `${karmaEmote} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true);
+    }
+
+    message.channel.send(embed);
+}

commands/truefan.js

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+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'truefan',
+    aliases: [],
+    staffOnly: true
+}
+
+const roleID = '718862546395988078';
+const channelID = '718908301555007518';
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    let target = message.mentions.members.first();
+    let role = message.guild.roles.cache.get(roleID);
+    let channel = message.guild.channels.cache.get(channelID);
+    if (!role) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find role');
+    if (!channel) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find channel');
+    if (!target) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention someone for this to work!');
+    if (target.user.bot) return message.channel.send('You can\'t do this with bots.');
+    if (!target.roles.cache.has(roleID)) {
+        // Give the role
+        target.roles.add(role);
+        channel.send(`${target.user} is now able to access this channel.`);
+        let msg = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+        .setTitle('Congratulations!')
+        .setDescription(`The r/Obamium Discord Staff has decided to give you access to a secret text channel: <#${channelID}>`)
+        .setThumbnail('https://discordemoji.com/assets/emoji/ClapClap.gif');
+        target.send(msg);
+        message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is now a true obama fan.`);
+    } else {
+        // Take the role
+        target.roles.remove(role);
+        channel.send(`${target.user} is no longer able to access this channel.`);
+        message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is no longer a true obama fan.`);
+    }
+}

commands/vbucks.js

@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+
+module.exports.meta = {
+    name: 'vbucks',
+    aliases: ['vbuck'],
+    staffOnly: false
+}
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ * @param {Array<string>} args 
+ */
+module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
+    let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+        .setAuthor('Free Vbucks 100% legit no virus', 'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fdiscordemoji.com%2Fassets%2Femoji%2FVBuck.png&f=1&nofb=1')
+        .setDescription('Click here to download free Vbucks: [https://vbuck-free-generator.com](https://bit.ly/freevbucks2020legitworking)')
+        .setColor('88ccdb');
+    message.channel.send(embed);
+}

config.json.example

@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-{
-    "token": "Put the bot token here",
-    "prefix": "-",
-
-    "wit-token": "Put the token you get from Wit.ai here"
-}

index.js

@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+require('dotenv').config(); // Require and run dotenv
+
+// Import modules
+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+const Enmap = require('enmap');
+
+const client = new Discord.Client({partials: ["REACTION", "MESSAGE"]});
+
+// Use log75 for logging
+const { default: Log75, LogLevel } = require('log75')
+const logger = new Log75(process.env.NODE_ENV == 'production' ? LogLevel.Standard : LogLevel.Debug, true);
+
+module.exports = {
+    client: client,
+    logger: logger
+}
+
+// Execute modules in util folder in order
+async function runModules() {
+    for (const file of ['commandLoader', 'login', 'eventHandler', 'karma', 'carloscounter']) {
+        logger.debug(`Running module ${file}`);
+        await require(`./util/${file}`).run();
+    }
+}
+runModules();
+
+
+// Destroy client when SIGINT
+process.on('SIGINT', async () => {
+    process.stdin.resume(); // Don't exit immediately
+    
+    console.log('');
+    logger.info('SIGINT received.');
+    
+    try {
+        await client.destroy();
+    } catch(e) {
+        logger.warn('Failed to destroy client');
+        process.exit();
+    }
+    
+    logger.done('Logged out client, exiting.');
+    process.exit();
+});

package.json

@@ -11,7 +11,9 @@
   "dependencies": {
     "better-sqlite3": "^7.1.0",
     "discord.js": "^12.2.0",
+    "dotenv": "^8.2.0",
     "enmap": "^5.3.2",
+    "log75": "^1.0.2",
     "node-wit": "^6.0.0"
   }
 }

util/69Reply.js

@@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+
+function random(low, high) {
+    low = Math.ceil(low);
+    high = Math.floor(high);
+    high = high + 1;
+    rndm = Math.random();
+    return Math.floor(rndm * (high - low) + low);
+}
+
+/**
+ * 
+ * @param {Discord.Message} message 
+ */
+module.exports.execute = (message) => {
+    // 69 nice haha le funny number
+    if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69') > -1) {
+        let replies = [
+            'You said the funny number nice',
+            'Haha funny 69',
+            'You did a funny right here:\n> 69',
+            'lmao funny number',
+            'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Foriginal%2F000%2F016%2F588%2Fsixtynine.jpg&f=1&nofb=1',
+            'youre\'r funny lmao',
+            'haha funny sex number',
+            'sex',
+            '69 nice'
+        ];
+        
+        let curIndex = 0;
+        let continueSearch = true;
+        let found = [];
+        while (continueSearch) {
+            if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex) == -1) {
+                continueSearch = false;
+                break;
+            }
+            let f = message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex);
+            curIndex = f + 1;
+            found.push(f);
+        }
+        delete continueSearch;
+        delete curIndex;
+        
+        let send = false;
+        found.forEach(index => {
+            let charL = message.content.charAt(index - 1);
+            let charR = message.content.charAt(index + 2);
+            if ((isNaN(charL) || charL == '' || charL == ' ') && (isNaN(charR) || charR == '' || charR == ' ')) send = true;
+        });
+        
+        if (send) message.channel.send(replies[random(0, replies.length - 1)]);
+    }
+}

util/carloscounter.js

@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+const { client, logger } = require('../index');
+const Enmap = require('enmap');
+const { updateRoles } = require('./karma');
+const stats = new Enmap({name: 'carlos_stats'});
+let uID = '566239971309256704';
+let guildID = '653568812578373643';
+let muteRoleID = '751522580300693608';
+let statusRoleID = '795371115513249862';
+
+module.exports.run = () => {
+    
+}
+
+/**
+ * This counts how often a specific user got banned/muted.
+ */
+
+if (stats.get('bans') == undefined) stats.set('bans', 0);
+if (stats.get('mutes') == undefined) stats.set('mutes', 0);
+
+try {
+    let role = client.guilds.cache.get(guildID).roles.cache.get(statusRoleID), roleName = role.name;
+    let [bans, mutes] = roleName.split(' bans, ');
+    mutes = Number(mutes.split(' mutes')[0]);
+    bans = Number(bans);
+    if (mutes != undefined && bans != undefined) {
+        stats.set('bans', bans);
+        stats.set('mutes', mutes);
+    }
+} catch(e) {
+    logger.warn('Failed to parse role name: ' + e);
+}
+
+
+client.on('guildBanAdd', (guild, user) => {
+    if (user.id != uID) return;
+    stats.set('bans', Number(stats.get('bans')) + 1);
+    updateRole();
+});
+
+client.on('guildMemberUpdate', (oldMember, newMember) => {
+    if (newMember.id != uID) return;
+    if (!oldMember.roles.cache.get(muteRoleID) && newMember.roles.cache.get(muteRoleID)) {
+        stats.set('mutes', Number(stats.get('mutes')) + 1);
+        updateRole();
+    }
+});
+
+client.on('guildMemberAdd', (member) => {
+    if (member.id == uID) member.roles.add(statusRoleID).catch(e => logger.warn(`Failed to assign role ${muteRoleID}: ${e}`));
+});
+
+let updateRole = () => {
+    let role = client.guilds.cache.get(guildID).roles.cache.get(statusRoleID);
+    if (!role) return;
+    if (role.editable) role.setName(`${stats.get('bans')} bans, ${stats.get('mutes')} mutes`, 'Carlos is a dipfuck');
+    else logger.warn('Can\'t manage role ' + statusRoleID);
+}

util/commandLoader.js

@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+const { client, logger } = require('../index');
+const fs = require('fs');
+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+
+module.exports.commands = new Discord.Collection();
+
+module.exports.run = () => {
+    
+    for (const file of fs.readdirSync('commands/')) {
+        if (file.endsWith('.js')) {
+            try {
+                const command = require(`../commands/${file}`);
+                if (!command.meta?.name) 
+                    logger.warn(`Command ${file} does not have a 'name' attribute; skipping.`);
+                else
+                    this.commands.set(command.meta.name, command);
+            } catch(e) {
+                logger.error(`Failed to load command '${file}'`);
+                console.error(e);
+                process.exit(1);
+            }
+        }
+    }
+    logger.info(`${this.commands.size} command${this.commands.size != 1 ? 's' : ''} loaded`);
+}

util/eventHandler.js

@@ -0,0 +1,88 @@
+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+const { client, logger } = require('../index');
+const prefix = process.env.BOT_PREFIX || '-';
+
+module.exports.run = () => {
+    
+}
+
+const { commands } = require('./commandLoader');
+
+client.on('message', message => {
+    if (message.author?.bot) return;
+    addToDatabase(message.author.id);
+
+    require('./wit').execute(message);
+    try {
+        logger.debug(`${message.author.tag} => ${message.content}`);
+        
+        let msgContent = message.content;
+        let usedPrefix;
+        if (msgContent.startsWith(prefix))                       usedPrefix = prefix;
+        else if (msgContent.startsWith(`<@${client.user.id}>`))  usedPrefix = `<@${client.user.id}>`;
+        else if (msgContent.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}>`)) usedPrefix = `<@!${client.user.id}>`;
+        
+        if (!usedPrefix) return require('./69Reply').execute(message);
+        msgContent = msgContent.substr(msgContent.indexOf(usedPrefix) + 1, msgContent.length);
+        if (msgContent.startsWith(' ') && usedPrefix != prefix) msgContent = msgContent.substr(1, msgContent.length);
+        const args = msgContent.split(' ');
+        const cmdName = args.shift()?.toLowerCase();
+
+        const cmd = commands.find(cmd => cmd.meta?.name == cmdName || cmd.meta?.aliases?.indexOf(cmdName) > -1);
+        if (!cmd) return require('./69Reply').execute(message);
+
+        logger.info(`[CMD] ${message.author.id} ${message.author.tag} => ${cmdName} ${args.join(' ')}`);
+        
+        if (cmd.meta?.name != 'stop' && require('../commands/copypasta').copypastaing[message.channel?.id])
+            return message.react('810153990733561876').catch(console.warn);
+        
+        if (cmd.meta?.staffOnly && !message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR')) {
+            logger.warn(`${message.author.tag} => Refusing to run staff command`);
+            message.channel.send(
+                new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+                .setTitle('You are unworthy')
+                .setDescription('This command can only be used by this server\'s staff.')
+                .setImage('https://media1.tenor.com/images/1056e92668594b262d3338c897ce9bd3/tenor.gif?itemid=7706023')
+                .setColor('ff0000')
+            )
+            return;
+        }
+        else if (cmd.meta?.epicOnly && !message.member?.roles.cache.get('718862546395988078')) {
+            logger.warn(`${message.author.tag} => Refusing to run epic only command`);
+            message.channel.send(
+                new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+                .setTitle('You are unworthy')
+                .setDescription('Only epic people can use this command. You are not epic.')
+                .setImage('https://media1.tenor.com/images/1056e92668594b262d3338c897ce9bd3/tenor.gif?itemid=7706023')
+                .setColor('ff0000')
+            )
+            return;
+        }
+
+        try {
+            cmd.run(message, args);
+        } catch(e) {
+            console.error(e);
+            message.channel.send(
+                new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+                .setTitle('You broke Obama')
+                .setDescription(`Good job, you broke Obama. Debug info: \`\`\`js\n${e}\`\`\``)
+                .setColor('ff0000')
+            )
+            return;
+        }
+    } catch(e) {
+        console.error(e);
+        message.channel.send('An error has occurred. fuck');
+        return;
+    }
+});
+
+const karma = require('./karma').karma;
+const coins = require('./karma').coins;
+function addToDatabase(id) {
+    if (!id) return;
+    if (typeof karma.get(id) != 'number') karma.set(id, 0);
+    if (typeof coins.get(id) != 'number') coins.set(id, 0);
+    return;
+}

util/karma.js

@@ -0,0 +1,153 @@
+const { client, logger } = require('../index');
+const Enmap = require('enmap');
+
+// Stores the karma and coins of users
+const karma = new Enmap({name: "karma"}); 
+const coins = new Enmap({name: "coins"});
+
+module.exports.karma = karma;
+module.exports.coins = coins;
+
+const upvoteID =   '719181283393142786';
+const downvoteID = '719181283774955540';
+
+// Awards
+const awards = {
+    "731192828415443116": {
+        name: "Silver",
+        cost: 100,
+        give: 0,
+        role: "733407208536277113"
+    },
+    "731192829262692372": {
+        name: "Gold",
+        cost: 500,
+        give: 100,
+        role: "733407216199008416"
+    },
+    "731192942080950333":{
+        name: "Platinum",
+        cost: 1800,
+        give: 700,
+        role: "733407213900660807"
+    },
+    "731508866273247252": {
+        name: "Argentium",
+        cost: 20000,
+        give: 2500,
+        role: "733407211178557583"
+    },
+    "739266335128944683": {
+        name: "Argentobamium",
+        cost: 100000,
+        give: 69420,
+        role: "739266563038904421"
+    }
+}
+
+let timeouts = {}
+
+module.exports.run = () => {
+    client.on('messageReactionAdd', async function(reaction, user) {
+        // Fetch reaction and user if they are partial
+        if (reaction.partial) reaction = await reaction.fetch();
+        if (user.partial) reaction = await user.fetch();
+
+        if (reaction.message.author.bot) return; // Dont give karma to bots
+
+        await addToDatabase(reaction.message.author.id); // Add the user to the database
+
+        if (!reaction.emoji.id) return; // Return when emoji has no ID (is a "default" emoji)
+        if (user.bot) return; // Don't accept reactions from bots.
+        if (!reaction.message.guild) return; // Don't accept reactions from DMs
+
+        const message = reaction.message; // The message object the reaction was added to
+
+        if (reaction.emoji.id == upvoteID) {
+                karma.inc(message.author.id);
+            return;
+        }
+        else if (reaction.emoji.id == downvoteID) {
+                karma.dec(message.author.id);
+            return;
+        } else if (awards[reaction.emoji.id]) {
+            let award = awards[reaction.emoji.id];
+            
+            let noTimeout = (!timeouts[user.id] || timeouts[user.id] < Date.now());
+            let perms = message.channel.permissionsFor(user.id);
+            if (!perms.has('SEND_MESSAGES') || !perms.has('ADD_REACTIONS')) {
+                logger.warn(`${user.tag} => Ignoring reaction in #${message.channel.name}: User is missing permission`);
+                reaction.users.remove(user.id);
+                return;
+            }
+            
+            if (coins.get(user.id) < award.cost) {
+                if (noTimeout) message.channel.send(`${user}, you don't have sufficient coins to use this award.`);
+                reaction.users.remove(user.id);
+                timeouts[user.id] = Date.now() + 5000;
+                return;
+            }
+            if (message.author.id == user.id) {
+                reaction.users.remove(user.id);
+                if (noTimeout) message.channel.send(`${user}, why would you give an award to yourself? smh my head`);
+                timeouts[user.id] = Date.now() + 5000;
+                return;
+            }
+            coins.set(user.id, (coins.get(user.id) - award.cost));
+            coins.set(message.author.id, (coins.get(message.author.id) + award.give));
+            message.channel.send(`${user} just gave the ${client.emojis.cache.get(reaction.emoji.id).toString()} ${award.name} award (Price: ${award.cost} coins) to ${message.author}${award.give > 0 ? `. ${message.author.username} has received ${award.give} coins` : ''}!`);
+            require('./karma').updateRoles(user.id);
+            require('./karma').updateRoles(message.author.id);
+        }
+    });
+
+    client.on('messageReactionRemove', async function(reaction, user) {
+        // Fetch reaction and user if they are partial
+        if (reaction.partial) reaction = await reaction.fetch();
+        if (user.partial) reaction = await user.fetch();
+
+        await addToDatabase(reaction.message.author.id); // Add the user to the database
+
+        if (!reaction.emoji.id) return; // Return when emoji has no ID (is a "default" emoji)
+        if (user.bot) return; // Don't accept reactions from bots.
+        if (!reaction.message.guild) return; // Don't accept reactions from DMs
+
+        const message = reaction.message; // The message object the reaction was added to
+
+        if (reaction.emoji.id == upvoteID) {
+                karma.dec(message.author.id);
+            return;
+        }
+        else if (reaction.emoji.id == downvoteID) {
+                karma.dec(message.author.id);
+            return;
+        }
+    });
+}
+
+// Milestones for reaching certain karma values
+function milestone(id) {
+
+}
+
+// Reset a user's coin/karma count when its not of type number
+async function addToDatabase(id) {
+    if (!id) return;
+    if (typeof karma.get(id) != 'number') karma.set(id, 0);
+    if (typeof coins.get(id) != 'number') coins.set(id, 100);
+    return;
+}
+
+module.exports.updateRoles = function(id) {
+    let member = client.guilds.cache.get('653568812578373643').members.cache.get(id);
+    let membercoins = coins.get(member.id);
+    Object.keys(awards).forEach(awardid => {
+        let award = awards[awardid];
+
+        if (member.roles.cache.has(award.role)) {
+            if (membercoins < award.cost) member.roles.remove(award.role);
+        } else {
+            if (membercoins >= award.cost) member.roles.add(award.role);
+        }
+    });
+}

util/login.js

@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+const { client, logger } = require('../index');
+
+module.exports.run = () => {
+    return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
+        const token = process.env.BOT_TOKEN;
+        if (!token) {
+            logger.error('No bot token provided. Please provide the bot token as environment variable \'BOT_TOKEN\'.');
+            process.exit(1);
+        }
+
+        logger.info('Logging in');
+        const loginStartTime = Date.now();
+        client.login(token)
+            .catch(error => {
+                logger.error(`Failed to log in\n${error}`);
+                process.exit(1);
+            });
+
+        client.on('ready', () => {
+            logger.done(
+                `Logged in as ${client.user.tag}\n` + 
+                logger.createBox([
+                    `Login took ${Date.now() - loginStartTime}ms`,
+                    `${client.guilds.cache.size} cached guilds`,
+                    `${client.users.cache.size} cached users`
+                ])
+            );
+            resolve();
+            
+            // Set the bot's activity and update it every 60 seconds in case it gets reset
+            let setActivity = () => {
+                try {
+                    // Activity type 5 corresponds to 'Competing in': https://discord.com/developers/docs/game-sdk/activities#data-models-activitytype-enum
+                    client.user.setPresence({ activity: { type: 5, name: 'being Obama' }, status: 'dnd' })
+                        .then(() => logger.debug('Updated activity'));
+                } catch(e) {
+                    console.error(e);
+                }
+            }
+            
+            setActivity();
+            setInterval(setActivity, (1000 * 60));
+        });
+    });
+}

util/wit.js

@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+const { Wit } = require('node-wit');
+const { Message } = require('discord.js');
+const { logger } = require('..');
+if (!process.env.WIT_TOKEN) return logger.warn(`No wit.ai token found, disabling AI features`);
+const client = new Wit({accessToken: process.env.WIT_TOKEN});
+
+function random(low, high) {
+    low = Math.ceil(low);
+    high = Math.floor(high);
+    high = high + 1;
+    rndm = Math.random();
+    return Math.floor(rndm * (high - low) + low);
+}
+
+// The database karma is stored in
+const karmaDB = require('./karma').karma;
+const coinsDB = require('./karma').coins;
+
+/**
+ * @param {Message} message 
+ */
+module.exports.execute = async (message) => {
+    if (!message.content) return;
+    if (message.content.length > 280) return randomAward();
+
+    // Send the message to wit.ai
+    client.message(message.content)
+    .then(response => {
+        if (message.deleted) return;
+        let action = response.intents[0];
+
+        // "Execute" the intent.
+        if (!action) return randomAward();
+        switch(action.name) {
+            case 'awardspam':
+                // Disabled for "karma balancing reasons"
+                randomAward(1.1);
+                return;
+
+                // Spam a fuckton of awards
+                ['731564182079799306', '719181283393142786', '731192828415443116', '731192829262692372', '731192942080950333', '731508866273247252', '716021350883393566']
+                .forEach(async id => await message.react(id));
+            break;
+            case 'upvote':
+                message.react('719181283393142786');
+                karmaDB.inc(message.author.id);
+            break;
+            case 'downvote':
+                message.react('719181283774955540');
+                karmaDB.dec(message.author.id);
+            break;
+            case 'bruh':
+                message.react('730882526259707997');
+            break;
+            default:
+                randomAward(1);
+            break;
+        }
+    })
+    .catch(error => {
+        console.error(error);
+        message.channel.send(`Wit.ai error:\n\`\`\`js\n${error}\`\`\``);
+    });
+    function randomAward(multiplier) {
+        if (!multiplier) multiplier = 1;
+        // Randomly decide if the message should get a random "award" or yeet an obamium on it
+        if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('obamium') > -1 || message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('obama') > -1) {
+            return message.react('716021350883393566').catch();
+        }
+        const randomNum = (random(0, 10000) / 100) * multiplier;
+        if      (randomNum > 99.9)  {message.react('731508866273247252').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 2500))} // Argentinum
+        else if (randomNum > 99.5)  {message.react('731192942080950333').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 700)) } // Platinum
+        else if (randomNum > 99)    {message.react('731192829262692372').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 100)) } // Gold
+        else if (randomNum > 98)    {message.react('731192828415443116').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 0))   } // Silver
+        require('./karma').updateRoles(message.author.id);
+    }
+}