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12 lines
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
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I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.
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I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
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You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
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As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
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The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
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You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
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Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
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and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
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If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
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But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. |