init cummit

.gitignore

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+node_modules
+.env
+data

index.js

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+require('dotenv').config();
+
+const { default: Log75, LogLevel } = require('log75');
+const logger = new Log75(process.env.NODE_ENV == 'production' ? LogLevel.Standard : LogLevel.Debug);
+
+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+const client = new Discord.Client({ disableMentions: 'everyone' });
+
+const Enmap = require('enmap');
+const activity = new Enmap();
+const enabled = new Enmap({ name: 'enabled' });
+
+const prefix = process.env.PREFIX || '!!';
+
+client.on('message', message => {
+    try {
+        if (!message.guild) return; // fuck DMs
+        if (message.author.bot || message.author.id == client.user.id) return; // fuck bots
+        
+        if (activity.get(message.channel.id) == undefined)
+            activity.set(message.channel.id, 1);
+        else
+            activity.inc(message.channel.id);
+        
+        logger.debug(`${message.channel.id} -> +1 => ${activity.get(message.channel.id)}`);
+        setTimeout(() => {
+            activity.dec(message.channel.id);
+            logger.debug(`${message.channel.id} -> -1 => ${activity.get(message.channel.id)}`);
+        }, 60000);
+        
+        
+        // Handle the very epic command thingies
+        let command = message.content?.startsWith(prefix) ?
+            message.content
+                ?.toLowerCase()
+                ?.split(' ')[0]
+                ?.substr(prefix.length) :
+            null;
+        
+        if (
+            command && (
+                process.env.OWNERID ?
+                    message.author.id != process.env.OWNERID :
+                    !message.member.permissions.has('MANAGE_GUILD')
+            )
+        ) return message.react(process.env.EMOJI_ID).catch(console.warn); // fuck people with no rights
+        
+        switch(command) {
+            case 'disable':
+            case 'off':
+            case 'die':
+            case 'unalive':
+                enabled.set(message.guild.id, false);
+                message.channel.send(`**Disabled** the uber fruitening`);
+            break;
+            case 'enable':
+            case 'on':
+            case 'alive':
+            case 'undie':
+                enabled.set(message.guild.id, true);
+                message.channel.send(`**Enabled** the uber fruitening`);
+            break;
+        }
+    } catch(e) {
+        logger.error('An error has occured.');
+        console.error(e);
+    }
+});
+
+// piss
+setInterval(() => {
+    try {
+        client.channels.cache.filter(c => c.type == 'text').forEach(async channel => {
+            if (!(channel instanceof Discord.TextChannel)) return; // intellisense is wack
+            
+            if (enabled.get(channel.guild.id) === false) return;
+            
+            const randomNum = Math.round(Math.random() * 100);
+            const channelActivity = activity.get(channel.id);
+            
+            if (channelActivity > randomNum) {
+                logger.debug(`${channel.id} -> Reaction triggered:  ${channelActivity} > ${randomNum}`);
+                const messages = await channel.messages.fetch({ limit: 12 });
+                
+                messages.array()[Math.round(Math.random() * messages.size)]
+                    ?.react(process.env.EMOJI_ID).catch(logger.warn)
+                    ?.then(reaction => setTimeout(() => reaction.users.remove(client.user.id), Math.random() * 1500));
+            }
+        });
+    } catch(e) {
+        logger.error('An error has occured.');
+        console.error(e);
+    }
+}, 500);
+
+
+// Login
+['TOKEN', 'EMOJI_ID', 'PREFIX', 'OWNERID'].forEach(i => process.env[i] ?? logger.warn(`Env var ${i} not found`));
+if (process.env.NODE_ENV != 'production') logger.info('Running in debug mode');
+client.login(process.env.TOKEN)
+    .catch(e => { logger.error(`Login failed: ${e}`); process.exit(1) });
+
+client.once('ready', () => {
+    logger.done(`Logged in`);
+    logger.info(
+        logger.table([
+            `${client.user.tag}`,
+            `Cached users: ${client.users.cache.size}\n` +
+            `Cached guilds: ${client.guilds.cache.size}`
+        ])
+    );
+});
+

package.json

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+{
+  "name": "uberpiss",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "description": "",
+  "main": "index.js",
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+  },
+  "author": "",
+  "license": "ISC",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "discord.js": "^12.5.1",
+    "dotenv": "^8.2.0",
+    "enmap": "^5.8.4",
+    "log75": "^2.0.1"
+  }
+}