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Jan Dickmann 2020-07-28 18:40:24 +02:00
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index.js
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@ -28,7 +28,9 @@ client.once('ready', () => {
console.log('Logged in as ' + client.user.username); console.log('Logged in as ' + client.user.username);
client.user.setActivity(`hamborger`, {type: "STREAMING", url: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHwvUFjaNdU"}); client.user.setActivity(`hamborger`, {type: "STREAMING", url: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHwvUFjaNdU"});
require('./karma'); // Start the karma thingy // Start the karma and vibe chat thingy
require('./karma');
require('./vibechat');
}); });
client.on('guildCreate', g => { client.on('guildCreate', g => {
@ -54,6 +56,17 @@ client.on('message', message => {
} }
return false; return false;
} }
function checkPremium(silent) {
if (!message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR') && !message.member.roles.cache.has('718862546395988078' /* True ObamaFan */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('653569849888473145' /* Obama sphere */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('733394201957498901' /* Obama circle */)) {
let erEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('You are not allowed to use this.')
.setDescription('Only approved users can use this command.');
if (silent !== true) message.channel.send(erEmbed);
return true;
}
return false;
}
try { try {
if (message.author.bot) return; if (message.author.bot) return;
@ -122,7 +135,7 @@ client.on('message', message => {
.addField('-vbucks', 'Totally working V-Bucks generator') .addField('-vbucks', 'Totally working V-Bucks generator')
.addField('-copypasta', 'oh shit oh fuck') .addField('-copypasta', 'oh shit oh fuck')
.addField('-karma', 'Shows your karma and coins on this server') .addField('-karma', 'Shows your karma and coins on this server')
.addField('-topkarma', 'Shows the users with the highest karma!') .addField('-top', 'Shows the users with the highest karma!')
.addField('-ping', 'Shows the bot\'s latency') .addField('-ping', 'Shows the bot\'s latency')
.addField('-brother', 'RGBRoachGang brothers, use this command to get access to a special channel!') .addField('-brother', 'RGBRoachGang brothers, use this command to get access to a special channel!')
.addField('­', '**----- Admin commands -----**') .addField('­', '**----- Admin commands -----**')
@ -239,6 +252,7 @@ client.on('message', message => {
message.channel.send(res); message.channel.send(res);
break; break;
case 'copypasta': case 'copypasta':
if (checkPremium()) return;
if (!args[0]) args[0] = ''; if (!args[0]) args[0] = '';
switch(args[0].toLowerCase()) { switch(args[0].toLowerCase()) {
case 'toddler': case 'toddler':
@ -283,8 +297,76 @@ client.on('message', message => {
message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.”', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.”', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.', {tts: true}); message.channel.send('You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.', {tts: true});
break; break;
case 'navyseal':
case 'navy':
message.channel.send('What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.', {tts: true});
break;
case 'a':
case 'aa':
case 'aaa':
case 'aaaa':
case 'aaaaa':
case 'aaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
// i want to die
const oldName = message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).nickname;
message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA').then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true})
.then(() => message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname(oldName));
})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})});
});
break;
default: default:
message.channel.send('Choose a copypasta:\n- toddler\n- cum'); message.channel.send('cum', {tts: true}).then(m => m.edit('Choose a copypasta:\n- toddler (10 lines, 1:15 minutes)\n- cum (28 lines, 4:10 minutes)\n- navyseal (12 lines, 1:45 minutes)\n- aaaaaaaaaa (30 lines, *forever*)'));
break; break;
} }
break; break;
@ -313,10 +395,9 @@ client.on('message', message => {
message.channel.send(karmaembed); message.channel.send(karmaembed);
break; break;
case 'topkarma':
case 'top': case 'top':
const karmaID1 = '733339045463064607'; const karmaID1 = '733339045463064607';
const karmaEmote1 = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID1).toString();; const karmaEmote1 = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID1).toString();
let karmaboard = []; let karmaboard = [];
karma.keyArray().forEach(uid => { karma.keyArray().forEach(uid => {
karmaboard.push({id: uid, karma: karma.get(uid)}); karmaboard.push({id: uid, karma: karma.get(uid)});

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vibechat.js Normal file
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@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
const Discord = require('discord.js');
const client = require('./index').client;
const TCID = '737698514209079377';
const VCID = '700734003174703265';
const TC = client.channels.cache.get(TCID);
const VC = client.channels.cache.get(VCID);
client.on('voiceStateUpdate', (oldMember, newMember) => {
if (oldMember.channelID == newMember.channelID) return;
if (newMember.member.hasPermission('ADMINISTRATOR')) return;
if (newMember.channelID == VCID) {
TC.createOverwrite(newMember.member, {
VIEW_CHANNEL: true
}
, 'Does anyone even read this?');
} else if (newMember.channelID != VCID && oldMember.channelID == VCID) {
TC.permissionOverwrites.get(oldMember.id).delete('Does anyone even read this?').catch();
}
});