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index.js
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@ -28,7 +28,9 @@ client.once('ready', () => {
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console.log('Logged in as ' + client.user.username);
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client.user.setActivity(`hamborger`, {type: "STREAMING", url: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHwvUFjaNdU"});
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require('./karma'); // Start the karma thingy
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// Start the karma and vibe chat thingy
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require('./karma');
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require('./vibechat');
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});
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client.on('guildCreate', g => {
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@ -55,6 +57,17 @@ client.on('message', message => {
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return false;
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}
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function checkPremium(silent) {
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if (!message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR') && !message.member.roles.cache.has('718862546395988078' /* True ObamaFan */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('653569849888473145' /* Obama sphere */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('733394201957498901' /* Obama circle */)) {
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let erEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setTitle('You are not allowed to use this.')
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.setDescription('Only approved users can use this command.');
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if (silent !== true) message.channel.send(erEmbed);
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return true;
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}
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return false;
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}
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try {
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if (message.author.bot) return;
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if (!message.guild) return message.channel.send('You can only use me on the r/Obamium Discord right now.');
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@ -122,7 +135,7 @@ client.on('message', message => {
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.addField('-vbucks', 'Totally working V-Bucks generator')
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.addField('-copypasta', 'oh shit oh fuck')
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.addField('-karma', 'Shows your karma and coins on this server')
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.addField('-topkarma', 'Shows the users with the highest karma!')
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.addField('-top', 'Shows the users with the highest karma!')
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.addField('-ping', 'Shows the bot\'s latency')
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.addField('-brother', 'RGBRoachGang brothers, use this command to get access to a special channel!')
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.addField('', '**----- Admin commands -----**')
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message.channel.send(res);
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break;
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case 'copypasta':
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if (checkPremium()) return;
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if (!args[0]) args[0] = '';
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switch(args[0].toLowerCase()) {
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case 'toddler':
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@ -283,8 +297,76 @@ client.on('message', message => {
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message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.”', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.', {tts: true});
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break;
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case 'navyseal':
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case 'navy':
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message.channel.send('What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.', {tts: true});
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break;
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case 'a':
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case 'aa':
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case 'aaa':
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case 'aaaa':
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case 'aaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
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case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
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// i want to die
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const oldName = message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).nickname;
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message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA').then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
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message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true})
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.then(() => message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname(oldName));
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})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})});
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});
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break;
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default:
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message.channel.send('Choose a copypasta:\n- toddler\n- cum');
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message.channel.send('cum', {tts: true}).then(m => m.edit('Choose a copypasta:\n- toddler (10 lines, 1:15 minutes)\n- cum (28 lines, 4:10 minutes)\n- navyseal (12 lines, 1:45 minutes)\n- aaaaaaaaaa (30 lines, *forever*)'));
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break;
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}
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break;
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message.channel.send(karmaembed);
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break;
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case 'topkarma':
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case 'top':
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const karmaID1 = '733339045463064607';
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const karmaEmote1 = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID1).toString();;
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const karmaEmote1 = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID1).toString();
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let karmaboard = [];
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karma.keyArray().forEach(uid => {
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karmaboard.push({id: uid, karma: karma.get(uid)});
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vibechat.js
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const Discord = require('discord.js');
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const client = require('./index').client;
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const TCID = '737698514209079377';
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const VCID = '700734003174703265';
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const TC = client.channels.cache.get(TCID);
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const VC = client.channels.cache.get(VCID);
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client.on('voiceStateUpdate', (oldMember, newMember) => {
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if (oldMember.channelID == newMember.channelID) return;
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if (newMember.member.hasPermission('ADMINISTRATOR')) return;
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if (newMember.channelID == VCID) {
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TC.createOverwrite(newMember.member, {
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VIEW_CHANNEL: true
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}
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, 'Does anyone even read this?');
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} else if (newMember.channelID != VCID && oldMember.channelID == VCID) {
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TC.permissionOverwrites.get(oldMember.id).delete('Does anyone even read this?').catch();
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}
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});
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