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# Logs
logs
*.log
npm-debug.log*
yarn-debug.log*
yarn-error.log*
lerna-debug.log*
# Diagnostic reports (https://nodejs.org/api/report.html)
report.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.json
# Runtime data
pids
*.pid
*.seed
*.pid.lock
# Directory for instrumented libs generated by jscoverage/JSCover
lib-cov
# Coverage directory used by tools like istanbul
coverage
*.lcov
# nyc test coverage
.nyc_output
# Grunt intermediate storage (https://gruntjs.com/creating-plugins#storing-task-files)
.grunt
# Bower dependency directory (https://bower.io/)
bower_components
# node-waf configuration
.lock-wscript
# Compiled binary addons (https://nodejs.org/api/addons.html)
build/Release
# Dependency directories
node_modules/
jspm_packages/
# Snowpack dependency directory (https://snowpack.dev/)
web_modules/
# TypeScript v1 declaration files
typings/
# TypeScript cache
*.tsbuildinfo
# Optional npm cache directory
.npm
# Optional eslint cache
.eslintcache
# Microbundle cache
.rpt2_cache/
.rts2_cache_cjs/
.rts2_cache_es/
.rts2_cache_umd/
# Optional REPL history
.node_repl_history
# Output of 'npm pack'
*.tgz
# Yarn Integrity file
.yarn-integrity
# dotenv environment variables file
.env
.env.test
# parcel-bundler cache (https://parceljs.org/)
.cache
# Next.js build output
.next
# Nuxt.js build / generate output
.nuxt
dist
# Gatsby files
.cache/
# Comment in the public line in if your project uses Gatsby and not Next.js
# https://nextjs.org/blog/next-9-1#public-directory-support
# public
# vuepress build output
.vuepress/dist
# Serverless directories
.serverless/
# FuseBox cache
.fusebox/
# DynamoDB Local files
.dynamodb/
# TernJS port file
.tern-port
# Stores VSCode versions used for testing VSCode extensions
.vscode-test
# The config file that contains the bot token
config.json
# The database that stores karma and coins
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const Discord = require('discord.js');
const client = new Discord.Client({partials: ["REACTION", "MESSAGE"]});
const config = require('./config.json');
const Enmap = require('enmap');
client.login(config.token);
const karma = new Enmap({name: "karma"});
const coins = new Enmap({name: "coins"});
module.exports.karma = karma;
module.exports.coins = coins;
module.exports.client = client;
const witmodule = require('./wit');
function random(low, high) {
low = Math.ceil(low);
high = Math.floor(high);
high = high + 1;
rndm = Math.random();
return Math.floor(rndm * (high - low) + low);
}
client.once('ready', () => {
console.log('Logged in as ' + client.user.username);
client.user.setActivity(`hamborger`, {type: "STREAMING", url: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHwvUFjaNdU"});
// Start the module thingys
require('./karma');
require('./vibechat');
require('./shitposts');
});
client.on('guildCreate', g => {
if (g.id != '653568812578373643') {
g.leave();
}
})
let allowEval = false;
client.on('message', message => {
addToDatabase(message.author.id);
function checkMod(silent) {
if (!message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR')) {
let erEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('You are not allowed to use this.')
.setDescription('Only the mod team can use this command.')
.setImage('https://media1.tenor.com/images/1056e92668594b262d3338c897ce9bd3/tenor.gif?itemid=7706023');
if (silent !== true) message.channel.send(erEmbed);
return true;
}
return false;
}
function checkPremium(silent) {
if (!message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR') && !message.member.roles.cache.has('718862546395988078' /* True ObamaFan */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('653569849888473145' /* Obama sphere */) && !message.member.roles.cache.has('733394201957498901' /* Obama circle */)) {
let erEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('You are not allowed to use this.')
.setDescription('Only approved users can use this command.');
if (silent !== true) message.channel.send(erEmbed);
return true;
}
return false;
}
try {
if (message.author.bot) return;
if (!message.guild) return message.channel.send('You can only use me on the r/Obamium Discord right now.');
if (message.guild.id != '653568812578373643') message.guild.leave();
console.log(`Message by ${message.author.username}: ${message.content}`);
witmodule.execute(message);
// 69 nice haha le funny number
if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69') > -1) {
let replies = [
'You said the funny number nice',
'Haha funny 69',
'You did a funny right here:\n> 69',
'lmao funny number',
'69 is funny haha',
'you have achieved comedy by saying 69',
'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Foriginal%2F000%2F016%2F588%2Fsixtynine.jpg&f=1&nofb=1',
'Obama signed that your funny lmao',
'haha funny sex number',
'sex',
'69 nice'
];
let curIndex = 0;
let continueSearch = true;
let found = [];
while (continueSearch) {
if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex) == -1) {
continueSearch = false;
break;
}
let f = message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex);
curIndex = f + 1;
found.push(f);
}
delete continueSearch;
delete curIndex;
let send = false;
found.forEach(index => {
let charL = message.content.charAt(index - 1);
let charR = message.content.charAt(index + 2);
if ((isNaN(charL) || charL == '' || charL == ' ') && (isNaN(charR) || charR == '' || charR == ' ')) send = true;
});
if (send) message.channel.send(replies[random(0, replies.length - 1)]);
}
// Actual command stuff
if (message.content.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}> help`) || message.content.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}>help`)) return message.channel.send(`My prefix is \`${config.prefix}\`, type ${config.prefix}help for help.`);
if (!message.content.startsWith(config.prefix)) return;
const args = message.content.slice(config.prefix.length).split(' ');
const command = args.shift().toLowerCase();
switch(command) {
case 'help':
let owner = client.users.cache.get('284323826165350400');
let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('Commands')
.addField('­', '**----- Public commands -----**')
.setDescription(`Kneel down, mortals, for the command list, signed by Obama himself.\nEvery command starts with the prefix '**${config.prefix}**', for example ${config.prefix}help.`)
.addField('-obamium', 'Send a Obamid in all its beauty')
.addField('-vbucks', 'Totally working V-Bucks generator')
.addField('-copypasta', 'oh shit oh fuck')
.addField('-karma', 'Shows your karma and coins on this server')
.addField('-top', 'Shows the users with the highest karma!')
.addField('-ping', 'Shows the bot\'s latency')
.addField('-brother', 'RGBRoachGang brothers, use this command to get access to a special channel!')
.addField('­', '**----- Admin commands -----**')
.addField('-truefan @Member', 'Give someone access to the top secret text channel™️')
.addField('-coins @Member [give/set] [value]', 'Manage the coins of an user')
.setFooter(`© Obamium Research | Developed by ${owner.username}#${owner.discriminator}`, 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/716021350883393566.gif')
.setColor('9c6341');
message.channel.send(embed);
break;
case 'obama':
case 'obamid':
case 'obamium':
let msg = '';
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208135213087').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208281882666').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208936325141').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208332345366').toString();
msg += '\n';
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208269168812').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208432746537').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208491597924').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208357249044').toString();
msg += '\n';
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208361574421').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208134950963').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208290140172').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208374026332').toString();
msg += '\n';
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208378220666').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208319500310').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208898445402').toString();
msg += message.guild.emojis.cache.get('715931208550318170').toString();
message.channel.send(msg);
break;
case 'vbuck':
case 'vbucks':
message.delete();
let embed2 = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setAuthor('Free Vbucks 100% legit no virus', 'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fdiscordemoji.com%2Fassets%2Femoji%2FVBuck.png&f=1&nofb=1')
.setDescription('Click here to download free Vbucks: [https://vbuck-free-generator.com](https://bit.ly/freevbucks2020legitworking)')
.setColor('88ccdb');
message.channel.send(embed2);
break;
case 'amitheowner':
if (message.author.id == '284323826165350400') {
message.channel.send(`Yes, ${message.author}, you definitely are my owner.`)
} else {
message.channel.send(`No, ${message.author}, you are not my owner.`)
}
break;
case 'ping':
let pingEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('Pong?')
.setDescription('Measuring...')
.setColor('#2F62CA');
message.channel.send(pingEmbed).then(msg => {
pingEmbed.setTitle('Pong!');
pingEmbed.description = undefined;
pingEmbed.addField(':speech_balloon: Message delay', `\`${msg.createdTimestamp - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true);
pingEmbed.addField(':robot: Bot Ping', `\`${Date.now() - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true);
msg.edit(pingEmbed);
});
break;
case 'brother':
let vibecheckembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('Are you a brother?')
.setDescription('If you are a r/rgbroachgang member, you can get acces to a secret rgbroachgang channel! I need to vibe check your reddit and Discord account first. You need to link a reddit account to your Discord account, and then [click here](https://obamium-subreddit.herokuapp.com/) to start the vibe check.');
message.channel.send(vibecheckembed);
break;
case 'truefan':
if (checkMod()) return;
let target = message.mentions.members.first();
let roleid = '718862546395988078';
let role = message.guild.roles.cache.get(roleid);
let cid = '718908301555007518';
let channel = message.guild.channels.cache.get(cid);
if (!role) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find role');
if (!channel) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find channel');
if (!target) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention someone for this to work!');
if (target.user.bot) return message.channel.send('You can\'t do this with bots.');
if (!target.roles.cache.has(roleid)) {
// Give the role
target.roles.add(role);
channel.send(`${target.user} is now able to access this channel.`);
let msg = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('Congratulations!')
.setDescription(`The r/Obamium Discord Staff has decided to give you access to a secret text channel: <#${cid}>`)
.setThumbnail('https://discordemoji.com/assets/emoji/ClapClap.gif');
target.send(msg);
message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is now a true obama fan.`);
} else {
// Take the role
target.roles.remove(role);
channel.send(`${target.user} is no longer able to access this channel.`);
message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is no longer a true obama fan.`);
}
break;
case 'toggleeval':
if (message.author.id != '284323826165350400') return console.log('Toggle Eval attemped by unauthorized user: ' + message.author.id);
if (allowEval == true) allowEval = false; else allowEval = true;
message.channel.send('Toggled ' + (allowEval ? 'on' : 'off'));
break;
case 'eval':
if (message.author.id != '284323826165350400') return console.log('Eval attemped by unauthorized user: ' + message.author.id);
if (!allowEval) return message.channel.send('Eval is disabled.');
message.suppressEmbeds(true);
var res = eval(args.join(' '));
if (typeof res == 'object') res = JSON.stringify(res);
else if (typeof res == 'function') res = '`(Function)`';
else if (typeof res == 'undefined') res = '`undefined`';
if (res == "{}") return;
message.channel.send(res);
break;
case 'copypasta':
if (checkPremium()) return;
if (!args[0]) args[0] = '';
switch(args[0].toLowerCase()) {
case 'toddler':
message.channel.send('**AITA For Dropkicking an Toddler off a cliff because he used my Dead Name**', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The title speaks for itself. So me (20F transitioning) was going on a hike with my cousin and his parents.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('There’s this really large cliff that looms over my house. I recently told my family I was trans.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('I thought my toddler cousin had realize me new name is Jenny. Instead he said Max.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('I instantly flew into a mentally unstable rage and my eyes turned red. I began to drool and have a mini-seizure.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('I ran toward my cousin at the speed of light. I picked him up by the back of his shirt.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('His parents ran toward him but with my tranny-powers I managed to use my telekineses and freeze them in mid-air.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('I threw my toddler cousin up in the air and using my tranny in the 40% powers kicked him at the speed of light.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('He went fucking flying and I heard his little screams which made my gaping hole which used to be my dick until I forcefully castrated myself began to drip with precum.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('I saw him fall to the ground and splatter by then I was so horny I came all over the place.', {tts: true});
break;
case 'cum':
message.channel.send('**Infinite cum.**', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.”', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.', {tts: true});
break;
case 'navyseal':
case 'navy':
message.channel.send('What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.', {tts: true});
break;
case 'ben-shapiro':
message.channel.send('You know, let\'s just say, hypothetically speaking, that I were to have sex with your mom.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('Now, hypothetically speaking, if this did happen, I mean, you must remember that all physical matter has a very thin layer of atoms surrounding it, so technically, you are never truly', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('touching anything or anyone, but instead, the atoms surrounding your body and this object or person are coming into contact with one another.', {tts: true});
message.channel.send('So, once again, hypothetically speaking, if I were to attempt to have sex with your mom, I would fail miserably, because, according to science, our bodies would never come into contact', {tts: true});
message.channel.send(' with one another.', {tts: true});
break;
case 'a':
case 'aa':
case 'aaa':
case 'aaaa':
case 'aaaaa':
case 'aaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
case 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa':
// i want to die
const oldName = message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).nickname;
message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA').then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true}).then(() => {
message.channel.send('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', {tts: true})
.then(() => message.guild.members.cache.get(client.user.id).setNickname(oldName));
})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})})});
});
break;
default:
message.channel.send('cum', {tts: true}).then(m => m.edit('Choose a copypasta:\n- toddler (10 lines, 1:15 minutes)\n- cum (28 lines, 4:10 minutes)\n- navyseal (12 lines, 1:45 minutes)\n- aaaaaaaaaa (30 lines, *forever*)\n- ben-shapiro (5 lines, 50.59 seconds)'));
break;
}
break;
case 'karma':
case 'coins':
case 'coin':
case 'gold':
const karmaID = '733339045463064607';
const coinsID = '733339908273602662';
const karmaEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID).toString();
const coinsEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(coinsID).toString();
let targetID = message.mentions.members.first() || message.author;
targetID = targetID.id;
let karmaembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle(message.mentions.members.first() ? 'Balance of ' + message.mentions.members.first().user.username : 'Your balance')
.setDescription(`${karmaEmote} Karma: \`${karma.get(targetID) || '0'}\`\n${coinsEmote} Coins: \`${coins.get(targetID) || '0'}\``);
let kCount = karma.get(targetID);
if (kCount) {
if (kCount > 0) karmaembed.setColor('f36916');
if (kCount < 0) karmaembed.setColor('9494ff');
}
message.channel.send(karmaembed);
break;
case 'top':
const karmaID1 = '733339045463064607';
const karmaEmote1 = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID1).toString();
let karmaboard = [];
karma.keyArray().forEach(uid => {
karmaboard.push({id: uid, karma: karma.get(uid)});
});
karmaboard.sort((a, b) => a.karma - b.karma);
karmaboard.reverse();
let karmaboardembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('Karma Leaderboard')
.setDescription(karmaEmote1 + ' Karma leaderboard - Top 12 for ' + message.guild.name);
for (let x=0; x < 12; x += 1) {
if (!karmaboard[x]) break;
let u = message.guild.members.cache.get(karmaboard[x].id);
if (!u) karmaboardembed.addField(`${x+1}. [Unknown user]`, `${karmaEmote1} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true); else karmaboardembed.addField(`${x+1}. ${u.user.username}#${u.user.discriminator} ${u.user.bot ? '(Bot)' : ''}`, `${karmaEmote1} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true);
}
message.channel.send(karmaboardembed);
break;
case 'managecoins':
case 'setcoins':
case 'usercoins':
if (checkMod()) return;
let member = message.mentions.members.first();
if (!member) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention a member!')
if (!coins.get(member.id)) coins.set(member.id, 0);
let pass = false;
let amount = 0;
if (args[1] == 'set') {
if (isNaN(args[2])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!');
pass = true;
amount = args[2];
}
else if (args[1] == 'give' ||args[1] == 'add') {
if (isNaN(args[2])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!');
pass = true;
amount = coins.get(member.id) + Number(args[2]);
}
else if (isNaN(args[1])) return message.channel.send('You gotta put in a number!');
else {
pass = true;
amount = coins.get(member.id) + Number(args[1]);
}
if (!pass) return;
let old = coins.get(member.id);
let coinsSetEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('Coins updated for '+ member.user.username)
.setDescription(`Coins set to ${amount} (Old amount: ${old})`)
.setColor('ddbd37');
message.channel.send(coinsSetEmbed)
.then(() => {
coins.set(member.id, amount);
});
break;
}
} catch (e) {
message.channel.send(new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('An error has occurred.')
.setDescription(`\`\`\`js\n${e}\`\`\``)
.setColor('ff0000'));
console.error(e);
}
});
function addToDatabase(id) {
if (!id) return;
if (typeof karma.get(id) != 'number') karma.set(id, 0);
if (typeof coins.get(id) != 'number') coins.set(id, 0);
return;
}

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const Enmap = require('enmap');
const { ReactionUserManager } = require('discord.js');
const client = require('./index').client;
// Stores the karma and coins of users
const karma = require('./index').karma;
const coins = require('./index').coins;
const upvoteID = '719181283393142786';
const downvoteID = '719181283774955540';
// Awards
const awards = {
"731192828415443116": {
name: "Silver",
cost: 100,
give: 0,
role: "733407208536277113"
},
"731192829262692372": {
name: "Gold",
cost: 500,
give: 100,
role: "733407216199008416"
},
"731192942080950333":{
name: "Platinum",
cost: 1800,
give: 700,
role: "733407213900660807"
},
"731508866273247252": {
name: "Argentium",
cost: 20000,
give: 2500,
role: "733407211178557583"
},
"739266335128944683": {
name: "Argentobamium",
cost: 100000,
give: 69420,
role: "739266563038904421"
}
}
client.on('messageReactionAdd', async function(reaction, user) {
// Fetch reaction and user if they are partial
if (reaction.partial) reaction = await reaction.fetch();
if (user.partial) reaction = await user.fetch();
if (reaction.message.author.bot) return; // Dont give karma to bots
await addToDatabase(reaction.message.author.id); // Add the user to the database
if (!reaction.emoji.id) return; // Return when emoji has no ID (is a "default" emoji)
if (user.bot) return; // Don't accept reactions from bots.
if (!reaction.message.guild) return; // Don't accept reactions from DMs
const message = reaction.message; // The message object the reaction was added to
if (reaction.emoji.id == upvoteID) {
karma.inc(message.author.id);
return;
}
else if (reaction.emoji.id == downvoteID) {
karma.dec(message.author.id);
return;
} else if (awards[reaction.emoji.id]) {
let award = awards[reaction.emoji.id];
if (coins.get(user.id) < award.cost) {
message.channel.send(`${user}, you don't have sufficient coins to use this award.`);
reaction.users.remove(user.id);
return;
}
if (message.author.id == user.id) {
//reaction.remove();
reaction.users.remove(user.id);
return message.channel.send(`${user}, why would you give an award to yourself? smh my head`);
}
coins.set(user.id, (coins.get(user.id) - award.cost));
coins.set(message.author.id, (coins.get(message.author.id) + award.give));
message.channel.send(`${user} just gave the ${client.emojis.cache.get(reaction.emoji.id).toString()} ${award.name} award (Price: ${award.cost} coins) to ${message.author}${award.give > 0 ? `. ${message.author.username} has received ${award.give} coins` : ''}!`);
require('./karma').updateRoles(user.id);
require('./karma').updateRoles(message.author.id);
}
});
client.on('messageReactionRemove', async function(reaction, user) {
// Fetch reaction and user if they are partial
if (reaction.partial) reaction = await reaction.fetch();
if (user.partial) reaction = await user.fetch();
await addToDatabase(reaction.message.author.id); // Add the user to the database
if (!reaction.emoji.id) return; // Return when emoji has no ID (is a "default" emoji)
if (user.bot) return; // Don't accept reactions from bots.
if (!reaction.message.guild) return; // Don't accept reactions from DMs
const message = reaction.message; // The message object the reaction was added to
if (reaction.emoji.id == upvoteID) {
karma.dec(message.author.id);
return;
}
else if (reaction.emoji.id == downvoteID) {
karma.dec(message.author.id);
return;
}
});
// Milestones for reaching certain karma values
function milestone(id) {
}
// Reset a user's coin/karma count when its not of type number
async function addToDatabase(id) {
if (!id) return;
if (typeof karma.get(id) != 'number') karma.set(id, 0);
if (typeof coins.get(id) != 'number') coins.set(id, 100);
return;
}
module.exports.updateRoles = function(id) {
let member = client.guilds.cache.get('653568812578373643').members.cache.get(id);
let membercoins = coins.get(member.id);
Object.keys(awards).forEach(awardid => {
let award = awards[awardid];
if (member.roles.cache.has(award.role)) {
if (membercoins < award.cost) member.roles.remove(award.role);
} else {
if (membercoins >= award.cost) member.roles.add(award.role);
}
});
}

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const Discord = require('discord.js');
const client = require('./index').client;
const tChannelID = '740207856288268289';
const emoji = '719181283393142786';
client.on('messageReactionAdd', async function(reaction, user) {
// Some people abused this "feature", to it is temporarily disabled.
return;
let publish = false;
// Fetch partials
if (reaction.partial) reaction = await reaction.fetch();
if (user.partial) user = await user.fetch();
if (user.bot && user.id != client.user.id) return;
if (reaction.message.channel.id != tChannelID) return;
if (reaction.message.channel.type != 'news') return;
if (reaction.emoji.id != emoji) return;
const count = reaction.message.reactions.cache.filter(e => e.emoji.id == emoji).array()[0].count;
if (count == 3) publish = true; // When the message has an attachment, publish it at 3 upvotes, else at 5
// This publishes the message using a direct API call. (Copied from https://github.com/Forcellrus/Discord-Auto-Publisher/blob/master/bot.js)
if (!publish) return;
reaction.message.react(client.emojis.cache.get('730053273561727063')).catch();
await fetch(`https://discord.com/api/v6/channels/${reaction.message.channel.id}/messages/${reaction.message.id}/crosspost`, {
method: 'POST',
headers: {
Authorization: `Bot ${require('./config.json').token}`,
},
});
});

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const Discord = require('discord.js');
const client = require('./index').client;
const TCID = '737698514209079377';
const VCID = '700734003174703265';
const TC = client.channels.cache.get(TCID);
const VC = client.channels.cache.get(VCID);
client.on('voiceStateUpdate', (oldMember, newMember) => {
if (oldMember.channelID == newMember.channelID) return;
if (newMember.member.hasPermission('ADMINISTRATOR')) return;
if (newMember.channelID == VCID) {
TC.createOverwrite(newMember.member, {
VIEW_CHANNEL: true
}
, 'Does anyone even read this?');
} else if (newMember.channelID != VCID && oldMember.channelID == VCID) {
TC.permissionOverwrites.get(oldMember.id).delete('Does anyone even read this?').catch();
}
});

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const config = require('./config.json');
const { Wit } = require('node-wit');
const { Message } = require('discord.js');
const client = new Wit({accessToken: config["wit-token"]});
function random(low, high) {
low = Math.ceil(low);
high = Math.floor(high);
high = high + 1;
rndm = Math.random();
return Math.floor(rndm * (high - low) + low);
}
// The database karma sets stored in
const karmaDB = require('./index').karma;
const coinsDB = require('./index').coins;
/**
* @param {Message} message
*/
module.exports.execute = function(message) {
if (!message.content) return;
if (message.content.length > 280) return randomAward();
// Send the message to wit.ai
client.message(message.content)
.then(response => {
let action = response.intents[0];
// "Execute" the intent.
if (!action) return randomAward();
switch(action.name) {
case 'awardspam':
// Disabled for "karma balancing reasons"
randomAward();
return;
// Spam a fuckton of awards
message.react('731564182079799306').then(() => {
message.react('719181283393142786').catch().then(() => {
message.react('731192828415443116').catch().then(() => {
message.react('731192829262692372').catch().then(() => {
message.react('731192942080950333').catch().then(() => {
message.react('731508866273247252').catch().then(() => {
message.react('716021350883393566').catch();
})})})})})});
break;
case 'upvote':
message.react('719181283393142786');
karmaDB.inc(message.author.id);
break;
case 'downvote':
message.react('719181283774955540');
karmaDB.dec(message.author.id);
break;
default:
randomAward();
break;
}
})
.catch(error => {
console.error(error);
message.channel.send('Wit.ai error:\n' + error);
});
function randomAward() {
// Randomly decide if the message should get a random "award" or yeet an obamium on it
if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('obamium') > -1 || message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('obama') > -1) {
return message.react('716021350883393566').catch();
}
const randomNum = random(0, 10000) / 100;
if (randomNum > 99.9) {message.react('731508866273247252').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 2500))} // Argentinum
else if (randomNum > 99.5) {message.react('731192942080950333').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 700)) } // Platinum
else if (randomNum > 99) {message.react('731192829262692372').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 100)) } // Gold
else if (randomNum > 98) {message.react('731192828415443116').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 0)) } // Silver
require('./karma').updateRoles(message.author.id);
}
}