ryuko-ng/cogs/meme.py

import random
import discord
from discord.ext import commands
import math
import platform
from helpers.checks import check_if_staff_or_ot


class Meme:
    """
    Meme commands.
    """

    def __init__(self, bot):
        self.bot = bot

    def c_to_f(self, c):
        """this is where we take memes too far"""
        return math.floor(9.0 / 5.0 * c + 32)

    def c_to_k(self, c):
        """this is where we take memes REALLY far"""
        return math.floor(c + 273.15)

    @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
    @commands.command(hidden=True, name="warm")
    async def warm_member(self, ctx, user: discord.Member):
        """Warms a user :3"""
        celsius = random.randint(15, 100)
        fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
        kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
        await ctx.send(f"{user.mention} warmed."
                       f" User is now {celsius}°C "
                       f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K).")

    @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
    @commands.command(hidden=True, name="chill", aliases=["cold"])
    async def chill_member(self, ctx, user: discord.Member):
        """Chills a user >:3"""
        celsius = random.randint(-50, 15)
        fahrenheit = self.c_to_f(celsius)
        kelvin = self.c_to_k(celsius)
        await ctx.send(f"{user.mention} chilled."
                       f" User is now {celsius}°C "
                       f"({fahrenheit}°F, {kelvin}K).")

    @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
    @commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["thank", "reswitchedgold"])
    async def gild(self, ctx, user: discord.Member):
        """Gives a star to a user"""
        await ctx.send(f"{user.mention} gets a :star:, yay!")

    @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
    @commands.command(hidden=True)
    async def btwiuse(self, ctx):
        """btw i use arch"""
        uname = platform.uname()
        await ctx.send(f"BTW I use {platform.python_implementation()} "
                       f"{platform.python_version()} on {uname.system} "
                       f"{uname.release}")

    @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
    @commands.command(hidden=True)
    async def yahaha(self, ctx):
        """secret command"""
        await ctx.send(f"🍂 you found me 🍂")

    @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
    @commands.command(hidden=True)
    async def peng(self, ctx):
        """heck tomger"""
        await ctx.send(f"🐧")

    @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
    @commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["outstanding"])
    async def outstandingmove(self, ctx):
        """Posts the outstanding move meme"""
        await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments"
                       "/371047036348268545/528413677007929344"
                       "/image0-5.jpg")

    @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
    @commands.command(hidden=True)
    async def bones(self, ctx):
        await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/"
                       "443501365843591169.png?v=1")

    @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
    @commands.command(hidden=True)
    async def headpat(self, ctx):
        await ctx.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/"
                       "465650811909701642.png?v=1")

    @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
    @commands.command(hidden=True, aliases=["when", "etawhen",
                                            "emunand", "thermosphere"])
    async def eta(self, ctx):
        await ctx.send("June 15.")

    @commands.check(check_if_staff_or_ot)
    @commands.command(hidden=True, name="bam")
    async def bam_member(self, ctx, target: discord.Member):
        """Bams a user owo"""
        safe_name = await commands.clean_content().convert(ctx, str(target))
        await ctx.send(f"{safe_name} is ̶n͢ow b̕&̡.̷ 👍̡")

    @commands.command(hidden=True)
    async def memebercount(self, ctx):
        """Checks memeber count, as requested by dvdfreitag"""
        await ctx.send("There's like, uhhhhh a bunch")

    @commands.command(hidden=True)
    async def frolics(self, ctx):
        """test"""
        await ctx.send("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmarNEsjpDI")


def setup(bot):
    bot.add_cog(Meme(bot))