IT WORKS

src/commands/mommy.cs

@@ -1,13 +1,48 @@
 using GameConsole;
+using System;
 
 namespace UltraShellMommy {
 	public class ShellMommy : ICommand {
 		public void Execute(GameConsole.Console con, string[] args) {
-			con.PrintLine("test");
+			if (args.Length < 1 || args[0] == "help") {
+				con.PrintLine("Usage: mommy <command> [args]");
+				if (USM != null) {
+					DoResponse(con, false);
+				}
+			} else {
+				var cmd = con.recognizedCommands[args[0]];
+				List<String> newArgs = new List<string>();
+				for (int i = 1; i < args.Length; i++) newArgs.Add(args[i]);
+				cmd.Execute(con, newArgs.ToArray<string>());
+				DoResponse(con, true);
+			}
+		}
+
+		private void DoResponse(GameConsole.Console con, bool isPositive) {
+			string mommyLittle = USM.MommysLittle[random.Next(USM.MommysLittle.Length)];
+			string mommyPronoun = USM.MommysPronouns[random.Next(USM.MommysPronouns.Length)];
+			string mommyRole = USM.MommysRole[random.Next(USM.MommysRole.Length)];
+			string response;
+
+			if (isPositive) response = USM.MommyPositiveResponses[random.Next(USM.MommyPositiveResponses.Length)];
+			else response = USM.MommyNegativeResponses[random.Next(USM.MommyNegativeResponses.Length)];
+			
+			response = response.Replace("AFFECTIONATE_TERM", mommyLittle);
+			response = response.Replace("MOMMYS_PRONOUN", mommyPronoun);
+			response = response.Replace("MOMMYS_ROLE", mommyRole);
+			con.PrintLine(response);
+		}
+
+		public void SetUSM(UltraShellMommy newUSM) {
+			USM = newUSM;
 		}
 
 		public string Name => "mommy";
 		public string Description => "idk";
 		public string Command => "mommy";
+
+		private Random random = new Random();
+
+		private UltraShellMommy USM = null;
 	}
 }

src/plugin.cs

@@ -5,16 +5,54 @@ using System;
 using System.Collections;
 
 using GameConsole;
+using BepInEx.Configuration;
 
 namespace UltraShellMommy {
 	[BepInPlugin("UltraShellMommy", "Ultra Shell Mommy", "1.0.0")]
+	[BepInProcess("ULTRAKILL.exe")]
     public class UltraShellMommy : BaseUnityPlugin {
 		public static readonly ICommand[] Commands = {
 			new ShellMommy()
 		};
 
+		private ConfigEntry<String> CfgMommysLittle;
+		private ConfigEntry<String> CfgMommysRole;
+		private ConfigEntry<String> CfgMommysPronouns;
+		private ConfigEntry<String> CfgMommysPositiveResponses;
+		private ConfigEntry<String> CfgMommysNegativeResponses;
+
+		public String[] MommysLittle;
+		public String[] MommysRole;
+		public String[] MommysPronouns;
+		public String[] MommyPositiveResponses;
+		public String[] MommyNegativeResponses;
+
 		private void Awake() {
 			GameConsole.Console.Instance.RegisterCommand(Commands[0]);
+			(Commands[0] as ShellMommy).SetUSM(this);
+
+			// This could be more efficient, but too bad! I am too lazy.
+			CfgMommysLittle = Config.Bind("Mommy", "MommysLittle", "girl",
+			"Sets the affectionate term that mommy will use to refer to the user. The default value is \"girl\" and is split by '/'.");
+
+			CfgMommysPronouns = Config.Bind("Mommy", "MommysPronouns", "her",
+			"Sets the pronouns that mommy will use to refer to itself. The default value is \"her\" and is split by '/'.");
+
+			CfgMommysRole = Config.Bind("Mommy", "MommysRole", "mommy",
+			"Sets the role that mommy will have. The default value is \"mommy\" and is split by '/'.");
+
+			CfgMommysPositiveResponses = Config.Bind("Mommy", "MommysPositiveResponses", "*pets your head*/awe, what a good AFFECTIONATE_TERM~\nMOMMYS_ROLE knew you could do it~ ❤️/good AFFECTIONATE_TERM~\nMOMMYS_ROLE's so proud of you~ ❤️/Keep up the good work, my love~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE is proud of the progress you've made~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE is so grateful to have you as MOMMYS_PRONOUN little AFFECTIONATE_TERM~ ❤️/I'm so proud of you, my love~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE is so proud of you~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE loves seeing MOMMYS_PRONOUN little AFFECTIONATE_TERM succeed~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE thinks MOMMYS_PRONOUN little AFFECTIONATE_TERM earned a big hug~ ❤️/that's a good AFFECTIONATE_TERM~ ❤️/you did an amazing job, my dear~ ❤️/you're such a smart cookie~ ❤️",
+			"Sets the possible negative responses that mommy will use. ");
+
+			CfgMommysNegativeResponses = Config.Bind("Mommy", "MommysNegativeResponses", "do you need MOMMYS_ROLE's help~? ❤️/Don't give up, my love~ ❤️/Don't worry, MOMMYS_ROLE is here to help you~ ❤️/I believe in you, my sweet AFFECTIONATE_TERM~ ❤️/It's okay to make mistakes, my dear~ ❤️/just a little further, sweetie~ ❤️/Let's try again together, okay~? ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE believes in you, and knows you can overcome this~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE believes in you~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE is always here for you, no matter what~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE is here to help you through it~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE is proud of you for trying, no matter what the outcome~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE knows it's tough, but you can do it~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE knows MOMMYS_PRONOUN little AFFECTIONATE_TERM can do better~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE knows you can do it, even if it's tough~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE knows you're feeling down, but you'll get through it~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE knows you're trying your best~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE loves you, and is here to support you~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE still loves you no matter what~ ❤️/You're doing your best, and that's all that matters to MOMMYS_ROLE~ ❤️/MOMMYS_ROLE is always here to encourage you~ ❤️",
+			"Sets the possible positive responses that mommy will use.");
+
+			MommysLittle = CfgMommysLittle.Value.Split('/');
+			MommysPronouns = CfgMommysPronouns.Value.Split('/');
+			MommysRole = CfgMommysRole.Value.Split('/');
+			MommyPositiveResponses = CfgMommysPositiveResponses.Value.Split('/');
+			MommyNegativeResponses = CfgMommysNegativeResponses.Value.Split('/');
+
 			Logger.LogInfo("Loaded UltraShellMommy!");
 		}
 	}

ultrashell-mommy.csproj.user.template

@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
+<Project ToolsVersion="Current" xmlns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/developer/msbuild/2003">
+  <PropertyGroup>
+	<ULTRAKILLPath>/path/to/ULTRAKILL/</ULTRAKILLPath>
+	<BepInExRootDir>/path/to/ULTRAKILL/BepInEx</BepInExRootDir>
+	<BepInExCoreDir>/path/to/ULTRAKILL/BepInEx/core/</BepInExCoreDir>
+	<ManagedDir>/path/to/ULTRAKILL/ULTRAKILL_Data/Managed/</ManagedDir>
+  </PropertyGroup>
+</Project>