if(message.content.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}> help`)||message.content.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}>help`))returnmessage.channel.send(`My prefix is \`${config.prefix}\`, type ${config.prefix}help for help.`);
.setDescription(`Kneel down, mortals, for the command list, signed by Obama himself.\nEvery command starts with the prefix '**${config.prefix}**', for example ${config.prefix}help.`)
.addField('-obamium','Send a Obamid in all its beauty')
.addField('-vbucks','Totally working V-Bucks generator')
.addField('-copypasta','oh shit oh fuck')
.addField('-karma','Shows your karma and coins on this server')
.setDescription('If you are a r/rgbroachgang member, you can get acces to a secret rgbroachgang channel! I need to vibe check your reddit and Discord account first. You need to link a reddit account to your Discord account, and then [click here](https://obamium-subreddit.herokuapp.com/) to start the vibe check.');
message.channel.send(vibecheckembed);
break;
case'truefan':
if(checkMod())return;
lettarget=message.mentions.members.first();
letroleid='718862546395988078';
letrole=message.guild.roles.cache.get(roleid);
letcid='718908301555007518';
letchannel=message.guild.channels.cache.get(cid);
if(!role)returnmessage.channel.send('Error: Could not find role');
if(!channel)returnmessage.channel.send('Error: Could not find channel');
if(!target)returnmessage.channel.send('You need to @mention someone for this to work!');
if(target.user.bot)returnmessage.channel.send('You can\'t do this with bots.');
if(!target.roles.cache.has(roleid)){
// Give the role
target.roles.add(role);
channel.send(`${target.user} is now able to access this channel.`);
letmsg=newDiscord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('Congratulations!')
.setDescription(`The r/Obamium Discord Staff has decided to give you access to a secret text channel: <#${cid}>`)
message.channel.send('**AITA For Dropkicking an Toddler off a cliff because he used my Dead Name**',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('The title speaks for itself. So me (20F transitioning) was going on a hike with my cousin and his parents.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('There’s this really large cliff that looms over my house. I recently told my family I was trans.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('I thought my toddler cousin had realize me new name is Jenny. Instead he said Max.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('I instantly flew into a mentally unstable rage and my eyes turned red. I began to drool and have a mini-seizure.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('I ran toward my cousin at the speed of light. I picked him up by the back of his shirt.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('His parents ran toward him but with my tranny-powers I managed to use my telekineses and freeze them in mid-air.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('I threw my toddler cousin up in the air and using my tranny in the 40% powers kicked him at the speed of light.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('He went fucking flying and I heard his little screams which made my gaping hole which used to be my dick until I forcefully castrated myself began to drip with precum.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('I saw him fall to the ground and splatter by then I was so horny I came all over the place.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.”',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('You know, let\'s just say, hypothetically speaking, that I were to have sex with your mom.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('Now, hypothetically speaking, if this did happen, I mean, you must remember that all physical matter has a very thin layer of atoms surrounding it, so technically, you are never truly touching anything or anyone, but instead, the atoms surrounding your body and this object or person are coming into contact with one another.',{tts:true});
message.channel.send('So, once again, hypothetically speaking, if I were to attempt to have sex with your mom, I would fail miserably, because, according to science, our bodies would never come into contact with one another.',{tts:true});
