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# Logs
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logs
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*.log
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npm-debug.log*
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yarn-debug.log*
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yarn-error.log*
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lerna-debug.log*
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# Diagnostic reports (https://nodejs.org/api/report.html)
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report.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.[0-9]*.json
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# Runtime data
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pids
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*.pid
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*.seed
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*.pid.lock
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# Directory for instrumented libs generated by jscoverage/JSCover
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lib-cov
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# Coverage directory used by tools like istanbul
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coverage
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*.lcov
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# nyc test coverage
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.nyc_output
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# Grunt intermediate storage (https://gruntjs.com/creating-plugins#storing-task-files)
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.grunt
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# Bower dependency directory (https://bower.io/)
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bower_components
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# node-waf configuration
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.lock-wscript
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# Compiled binary addons (https://nodejs.org/api/addons.html)
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build/Release
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# Dependency directories
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node_modules/
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jspm_packages/
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# Snowpack dependency directory (https://snowpack.dev/)
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web_modules/
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# TypeScript v1 declaration files
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typings/
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# TypeScript cache
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*.tsbuildinfo
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# Optional npm cache directory
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.npm
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# Optional eslint cache
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.eslintcache
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# Microbundle cache
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.rpt2_cache/
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.rts2_cache_cjs/
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.rts2_cache_es/
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.rts2_cache_umd/
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# Optional REPL history
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.node_repl_history
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# Output of 'npm pack'
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*.tgz
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# Yarn Integrity file
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.yarn-integrity
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# dotenv environment variables file
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.env
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.env.test
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# parcel-bundler cache (https://parceljs.org/)
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.cache
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# Next.js build output
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.next
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# Nuxt.js build / generate output
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.nuxt
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dist
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# Gatsby files
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.cache/
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# Comment in the public line in if your project uses Gatsby and not Next.js
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# https://nextjs.org/blog/next-9-1#public-directory-support
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# public
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# vuepress build output
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.vuepress/dist
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# Serverless directories
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.serverless/
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# FuseBox cache
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.fusebox/
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# DynamoDB Local files
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.dynamodb/
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# TernJS port file
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.tern-port
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# Stores VSCode versions used for testing VSCode extensions
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.vscode-test
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# The config file that contains the bot token
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config.json
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# The database that stores karma and coins
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data
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2
LICENSE
2
LICENSE
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The Giant Penis License (GPL)
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Copyright (c) 2020 jan
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Copyright (c) 2020 Im_Verum
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▄▄██▄██▄▄
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▄█ █ █▄
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# Obama Bot
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A small Discord bot with crappy code that I made for the r/Obamium Discord server. pls dont judge my code
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# Hosting the bot
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If you, for whatever reason, want to host this bot yourself, good luck getting it to work.
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# Copyright
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This project is licensed under the [Giant Penis License](http://giant-penis-license.org/) which is basically a deformed MIT license.
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const Discord = require('discord.js');
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const fs = require('fs').promises;
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const events = require('events');
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const shutEmitter = new events.EventEmitter();
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module.exports.meta = {
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name: 'copypasta',
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aliases: ['pasta'],
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staffOnly: false,
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epicOnly: true
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}
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/**
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*
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* @param {Discord.Message} message
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* @param {Array<string>} args
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*/
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module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
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let copypastas = await fs.readdir(__dirname + '/copypastas');
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let pasta = copypastas.find((p) => p.toLowerCase() == args[0]?.toLowerCase());
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if (!pasta) {
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message.channel.send(`Please choose one of: \`${copypastas.join('`, `')}\``);
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return;
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}
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let lines = (await fs.readFile(__dirname + '/copypastas/' + pasta))
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.toString('utf-8')
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.split('\n')
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.filter(line => line.trim() != '');
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this.copypastaing[message.channel.id] = true;
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sendLine();
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const interval = setInterval(sendLine, 1500);
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const listener = shutEmitter.once('shut', cid => {
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if (cid == message.channel.id) {
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clearInterval(interval);
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this.copypastaing[message.channel.id] = false;
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}
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});
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async function sendLine() {
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if (lines.length == 0) {
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this.copypastaing[message.channel.id] = false;
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clearTimeout(interval);
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shutEmitter.removeListener('shut', listener);
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return;
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}
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const line = lines.shift();
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await message.channel.send(line, { tts: true });
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}
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||||
}
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||||
module.exports.shut = (channelID) => {
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shutEmitter.emit('shut', channelID);
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||||
}
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module.exports.copypastaing = {}
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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You know, let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I were to have sex with your mom.
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||||
Now, hypothetically speaking, if this did happen, I mean, you must remember that all physical matter has a very thin layer of atoms surrounding it, so technically, you are never truly
|
||||
touching anything or anyone, but instead, the atoms surrounding your body and this object or person are coming into contact with one another.
|
||||
So, once again, hypothetically speaking, if I were to attempt to have sex with your mom, I would fail miserably, because, according to science, our bodies would never come into contact
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||||
with one another.
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||||
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**Infinite cum.**
|
||||
You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably.
|
||||
After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen.
|
||||
You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt.
|
||||
The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming.
|
||||
Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast.
|
||||
You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping.
|
||||
The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm.
|
||||
The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling.
|
||||
Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates.
|
||||
You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide.
|
||||
Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door.
|
||||
The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses.
|
||||
The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge.
|
||||
Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates.
|
||||
You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go.
|
||||
The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen.
|
||||
Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour.
|
||||
From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates.
|
||||
As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house.
|
||||
The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates.
|
||||
You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious.
|
||||
Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions.
|
||||
You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground.
|
||||
The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere.
|
||||
You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory.
|
||||
The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.”
|
||||
You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
|
||||
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|||
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
|
||||
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
|
||||
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.
|
||||
I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
|
||||
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
|
||||
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
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||||
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
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||||
You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
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||||
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
|
||||
and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
|
||||
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
|
||||
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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||||
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|||
**AITA For Dropkicking an Toddler off a cliff because he used my Dead Name**
|
||||
The title speaks for itself. So me (20F transitioning) was going on a hike with my cousin and his parents.
|
||||
There’s this really large cliff that looms over my house. I recently told my family I was trans.
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||||
I thought my toddler cousin had realize me new name is Jenny. Instead he said Max.
|
||||
I instantly flew into a mentally unstable rage and my eyes turned red. I began to drool and have a mini-seizure.
|
||||
I ran toward my cousin at the speed of light. I picked him up by the back of his shirt.
|
||||
His parents ran toward him but with my tranny-powers I managed to use my telekineses and freeze them in mid-air.
|
||||
I threw my toddler cousin up in the air and using my tranny in the 40% powers kicked him at the speed of light.
|
||||
He went fucking flying and I heard his little screams which made my gaping hole which used to be my dick until I forcefully castrated myself began to drip with precum.
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||||
I saw him fall to the ground and splatter by then I was so horny I came all over the place.
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||||
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|||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
|
||||
const { inspect } = require('util');
|
||||
const { logger, client } = require('../');
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.meta = {
|
||||
name: 'eval',
|
||||
aliases: ['e']
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
* @param {Discord.Message} message
|
||||
* @param {Array<string>} args
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
|
||||
const ownerID = process.env.OWNER_ID;
|
||||
if (!ownerID) return message.channel.send('Error: Bot owner is not configured. Set `OWNER_ID` env var.');
|
||||
if (ownerID != message.author.id) {
|
||||
logger.warn(`${message.author.tag} ${message.author.id} => Not bot owner`);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
try {
|
||||
const exec = args.join(' ');
|
||||
if (!exec) return message.channel.send('What do you want me to do, dumbass');
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||||
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||||
eval(
|
||||
`(async () => {` +
|
||||
`${exec.replace(/(```\w*\n)|\n```$/g, '')}\n` +
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||||
`})()`
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||||
)
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||||
.then(res => {
|
||||
if (res == undefined)
|
||||
message.react('✅')
|
||||
.catch(() => message.channel.send('```js\nundefined\n```'));
|
||||
else
|
||||
message.channel.send(
|
||||
`\`\`\`js\n${
|
||||
inspect(res)
|
||||
.replace(new RegExp(client.token, 'g'), '[Token removed]')
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||||
.slice(0, 1989)
|
||||
}\n\`\`\``
|
||||
);
|
||||
})
|
||||
.catch(e => {
|
||||
message.channel.send(`\`\`\`js\n${(e && e.name && e.message ? `${e.name}: ${e.message}` : `Error: ${e}`).slice(0, 1989)}\n\`\`\``)
|
||||
.catch(a => message.channel.send(a));
|
||||
});
|
||||
} catch(e) {
|
||||
message.channel.send(`\`\`\`js\n${(e && e.name && e.message ? `${e.name}: ${e.message}` : `Error: ${e}`).slice(0, 1989)}\n\`\`\``)
|
||||
.catch(a => message.channel.send(a));
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
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const { MessageEmbed } = require("discord.js");
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||||
const { client } = require("..");
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||||
const prefix = process.env.BOT_PREFIX || '-';
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||||
|
||||
module.exports.meta = {
|
||||
name: 'help',
|
||||
aliases: ['info'],
|
||||
staffOnly: false
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
*
|
||||
* @param {Discord.Message} message
|
||||
* @param {Array<string>} args
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
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||||
let embed = new MessageEmbed()
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||||
.setTitle('Obama bot')
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||||
.setDescription(`Epic obama bot help`)
|
||||
|
||||
addCmd(embed, 'obamium', 'Spawn obamium');
|
||||
addCmd(embed, 'vbucks', 'Get free vbucks');
|
||||
addCmd(embed, 'ping', 'Show the bot\'s ping');
|
||||
addCmd(embed, 'coins', 'See how much karma/coins you have');
|
||||
addCmd(embed, 'top', 'Karma leaderboard');
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||||
addCmd(embed, 'setcoins', '[Staff command] Manage a user\'s coins')
|
||||
|
||||
embed.addField('\u200b', `This bot was made by \`${client.users.cache.get('284323826165350400')?.tag}\`.\nCheck out the source code [here](https://gitea.janderedev.xyz/Jan/obama-bot "Click me!").`, false);
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||||
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||||
message.channel.send(embed);
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||||
}
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||||
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||||
/**
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||||
*
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||||
* @param {MessageEmbed} embed
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||||
* @param {string} cmd
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||||
* @param {string} text
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||||
*/
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function addCmd(embed, cmd, text) {
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embed.addField(`${prefix}${cmd}`, text, true);
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}
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||||
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const Discord = require('discord.js');
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||||
|
||||
module.exports.meta = {
|
||||
name: 'karma',
|
||||
aliases: ['coins'],
|
||||
staffOnly: false
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
const karma = require('../util/karma').karma;
|
||||
const coins = require('../util/karma').coins;
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
*
|
||||
* @param {Discord.Message} message
|
||||
* @param {Array<string>} args
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
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||||
const karmaID = '733339045463064607';
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||||
const coinsID = '733339908273602662';
|
||||
|
||||
const karmaEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID).toString();
|
||||
const coinsEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(coinsID).toString();
|
||||
|
||||
let targetID = message.mentions.members.first() || message.author;
|
||||
targetID = targetID.id;
|
||||
|
||||
let karmaembed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||||
.setTitle(message.mentions.members.first() ? 'Balance of ' + message.mentions.members.first().user.username : 'Your balance')
|
||||
.setDescription(`${karmaEmote} Karma: \`${karma.get(targetID) || '0'}\`\n${coinsEmote} Coins: \`${coins.get(targetID) || '0'}\``);
|
||||
|
||||
let kCount = karma.get(targetID);
|
||||
if (kCount) {
|
||||
if (kCount > 0) karmaembed.setColor('f36916');
|
||||
if (kCount < 0) karmaembed.setColor('9494ff');
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
message.channel.send(karmaembed);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,37 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const { Message } = require("discord.js");
|
||||
const { client } = require("..");
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.meta = {
|
||||
name: 'obamium',
|
||||
aliases: ['obab'],
|
||||
staffOnly: false
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
const gID = '653568812578373643';
|
||||
const IDs = [
|
||||
['715931208135213087', '715931208281882666', '715931208936325141', '715931208332345366'],
|
||||
['715931208269168812', '715931208432746537', '715931208491597924', '715931208357249044'],
|
||||
['715931208361574421', '782261410876751943', '715931208290140172', '715931208374026332'],
|
||||
['715931208378220666', '715931208319500310', '715931208898445402', '715931208550318170']
|
||||
];
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
*
|
||||
* @param {Message} message
|
||||
* @param {Array<string>} args
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
|
||||
try {
|
||||
const guild = client.guilds.cache.get(gID);
|
||||
let msg = '';
|
||||
IDs.forEach(row => {
|
||||
row.forEach(eID => {
|
||||
msg += guild.emojis.cache.get(eID).toString();
|
||||
});
|
||||
msg += '\n'
|
||||
});
|
||||
message.channel.send(msg);
|
||||
} catch(e) {
|
||||
console.error(e);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,34 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
|
||||
const { client } = require('..');
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.meta = {
|
||||
name: 'ping',
|
||||
aliases: [],
|
||||
staffOnly: false
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
*
|
||||
* @param {Discord.Message} message
|
||||
* @param {Array<string>} args
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
|
||||
try {
|
||||
let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||||
.setTitle('Pong?')
|
||||
.setDescription('Measuring...')
|
||||
.setColor('#2F62CA');
|
||||
|
||||
message.channel.send(embed).then(msg => {
|
||||
embed.setTitle('Pong!');
|
||||
embed.description = undefined;
|
||||
embed.addField(':robot: Bot Ping', `\`${Date.now() - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true);
|
||||
embed.addField(':robot: API Ping', `\`${client.ws.ping}ms\``, true);
|
||||
embed.addField(':speech_balloon: Message delay', `\`${msg.createdTimestamp - message.createdTimestamp}ms\``, true);
|
||||
msg.edit(embed);
|
||||
});
|
||||
} catch(e) {
|
||||
console.error(e);
|
||||
message.channel.send(e);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,33 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.meta = {
|
||||
name: 'setcoins',
|
||||
aliases: ['setcoin'],
|
||||
staffOnly: true
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
const karma = require('../util/karma').karma;
|
||||
const coins = require('../util/karma').coins;
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
*
|
||||
* @param {Discord.Message} message
|
||||
* @param {Array<string>} args
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
|
||||
let member = message.mentions.members.first();
|
||||
if (!member) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention a member!')
|
||||
|
||||
if (!coins.get(member.id)) coins.set(member.id, 0);
|
||||
let old = coins.get(member.id);
|
||||
|
||||
if (isNaN(args[1])) return message.channel.send('Invalid number');
|
||||
|
||||
coins.set(member.id, Number(args[1]));
|
||||
message.channel.send(
|
||||
new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||||
.setTitle('Coins updated')
|
||||
.setDescription(`Coins for \`${member.user.tag}\` set to \`${coins.get(member.id)}\` (old: \`${old}\`)`)
|
||||
.setColor('ddbd37')
|
||||
)
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,17 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.meta = {
|
||||
name: 'stop',
|
||||
aliases: ['stfu', 'shut'],
|
||||
staffOnly: false,
|
||||
epicOnly: true
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
* Kills -copypasta
|
||||
* @param {Discord.Message} message
|
||||
* @param {Array<string>} args
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
|
||||
require('./copypasta').shut(message.channel.id);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,14 +0,0 @@
|
|||
module.exports.meta = {
|
||||
name: 'test',
|
||||
aliases: ['t'],
|
||||
staffOnly: false
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
*
|
||||
* @param {Discord.Message} message
|
||||
* @param {Array<string>} args
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
|
||||
message.channel.send('cool, your test worked. i hope you\'re happy now');
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,39 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.meta = {
|
||||
name: 'top',
|
||||
aliases: ['leaderboard'],
|
||||
staffOnly: false
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
const karma = require('../util/karma').karma;
|
||||
const coins = require('../util/karma').coins;
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
*
|
||||
* @param {Discord.Message} message
|
||||
* @param {Array<string>} args
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
|
||||
const karmaID = '733339045463064607';
|
||||
const karmaEmote = message.guild.emojis.cache.get(karmaID).toString();
|
||||
let karmaboard = [];
|
||||
karma.keyArray().forEach(uid => {
|
||||
karmaboard.push({id: uid, karma: karma.get(uid)});
|
||||
});
|
||||
|
||||
karmaboard.sort((a, b) => a.karma - b.karma);
|
||||
karmaboard.reverse();
|
||||
|
||||
let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||||
.setTitle('Karma Leaderboard')
|
||||
.setDescription(karmaEmote + ' Karma leaderboard - Top 12 for ' + message.guild.name);
|
||||
|
||||
for (let x=0; x < 12; x += 1) {
|
||||
if (!karmaboard[x]) break;
|
||||
let u = message.guild.members.cache.get(karmaboard[x].id);
|
||||
if (!u) embed.addField(`${x+1}. [Unknown user]`, `${karmaEmote} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true); else embed.addField(`${x+1}. ${u.user.username}#${u.user.discriminator} ${u.user.bot ? '(Bot)' : ''}`, `${karmaEmote} ${karmaboard[x].karma} Karma`, true);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
message.channel.send(embed);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,41 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.meta = {
|
||||
name: 'truefan',
|
||||
aliases: [],
|
||||
staffOnly: true
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
const roleID = '718862546395988078';
|
||||
const channelID = '718908301555007518';
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
*
|
||||
* @param {Discord.Message} message
|
||||
* @param {Array<string>} args
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
|
||||
let target = message.mentions.members.first();
|
||||
let role = message.guild.roles.cache.get(roleID);
|
||||
let channel = message.guild.channels.cache.get(channelID);
|
||||
if (!role) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find role');
|
||||
if (!channel) return message.channel.send('Error: Could not find channel');
|
||||
if (!target) return message.channel.send('You need to @mention someone for this to work!');
|
||||
if (target.user.bot) return message.channel.send('You can\'t do this with bots.');
|
||||
if (!target.roles.cache.has(roleID)) {
|
||||
// Give the role
|
||||
target.roles.add(role);
|
||||
channel.send(`${target.user} is now able to access this channel.`);
|
||||
let msg = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||||
.setTitle('Congratulations!')
|
||||
.setDescription(`The r/Obamium Discord Staff has decided to give you access to a secret text channel: <#${channelID}>`)
|
||||
.setThumbnail('https://discordemoji.com/assets/emoji/ClapClap.gif');
|
||||
target.send(msg);
|
||||
message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is now a true obama fan.`);
|
||||
} else {
|
||||
// Take the role
|
||||
target.roles.remove(role);
|
||||
channel.send(`${target.user} is no longer able to access this channel.`);
|
||||
message.channel.send(`${target.user.username} is no longer a true obama fan.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,20 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.meta = {
|
||||
name: 'vbucks',
|
||||
aliases: ['vbuck'],
|
||||
staffOnly: false
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
*
|
||||
* @param {Discord.Message} message
|
||||
* @param {Array<string>} args
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.run = async (message, args) => {
|
||||
let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||||
.setAuthor('Free Vbucks 100% legit no virus', 'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fdiscordemoji.com%2Fassets%2Femoji%2FVBuck.png&f=1&nofb=1')
|
||||
.setDescription('Click here to download free Vbucks: [https://vbuck-free-generator.com](https://bit.ly/freevbucks2020legitworking)')
|
||||
.setColor('88ccdb');
|
||||
message.channel.send(embed);
|
||||
}
|
||||
6
config.json.example
Normal file
6
config.json.example
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
|
|||
{
|
||||
"token": "Put the bot token here",
|
||||
"prefix": "-",
|
||||
|
||||
"wit-token": "Put the token you get from Wit.ai here"
|
||||
}
|
||||
44
index.js
44
index.js
|
|
@ -1,44 +0,0 @@
|
|||
require('dotenv').config(); // Require and run dotenv
|
||||
|
||||
// Import modules
|
||||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
|
||||
const Enmap = require('enmap');
|
||||
|
||||
const client = new Discord.Client({partials: ["REACTION", "MESSAGE"]});
|
||||
|
||||
// Use log75 for logging
|
||||
const { default: Log75, LogLevel } = require('log75')
|
||||
const logger = new Log75(process.env.NODE_ENV == 'production' ? LogLevel.Standard : LogLevel.Debug, true);
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports = {
|
||||
client: client,
|
||||
logger: logger
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Execute modules in util folder in order
|
||||
async function runModules() {
|
||||
for (const file of ['commandLoader', 'login', 'eventHandler', 'karma', 'carloscounter']) {
|
||||
logger.debug(`Running module ${file}`);
|
||||
await require(`./util/${file}`).run();
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
runModules();
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
// Destroy client when SIGINT
|
||||
process.on('SIGINT', async () => {
|
||||
process.stdin.resume(); // Don't exit immediately
|
||||
|
||||
console.log('');
|
||||
logger.info('SIGINT received.');
|
||||
|
||||
try {
|
||||
await client.destroy();
|
||||
} catch(e) {
|
||||
logger.warn('Failed to destroy client');
|
||||
process.exit();
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
logger.done('Logged out client, exiting.');
|
||||
process.exit();
|
||||
});
|
||||
1701
package-lock.json
generated
1701
package-lock.json
generated
File diff suppressed because it is too large
Load diff
|
|
@ -11,9 +11,7 @@
|
|||
"dependencies": {
|
||||
"better-sqlite3": "^7.1.0",
|
||||
"discord.js": "^12.2.0",
|
||||
"dotenv": "^8.2.0",
|
||||
"enmap": "^5.3.2",
|
||||
"log75": "^1.0.2",
|
||||
"node-wit": "^6.0.0"
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
@ -1,54 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
|
||||
|
||||
function random(low, high) {
|
||||
low = Math.ceil(low);
|
||||
high = Math.floor(high);
|
||||
high = high + 1;
|
||||
rndm = Math.random();
|
||||
return Math.floor(rndm * (high - low) + low);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
*
|
||||
* @param {Discord.Message} message
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.execute = (message) => {
|
||||
// 69 nice haha le funny number
|
||||
if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69') > -1) {
|
||||
let replies = [
|
||||
'You said the funny number nice',
|
||||
'Haha funny 69',
|
||||
'You did a funny right here:\n> 69',
|
||||
'lmao funny number',
|
||||
'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Foriginal%2F000%2F016%2F588%2Fsixtynine.jpg&f=1&nofb=1',
|
||||
'youre\'r funny lmao',
|
||||
'haha funny sex number',
|
||||
'sex',
|
||||
'69 nice'
|
||||
];
|
||||
|
||||
let curIndex = 0;
|
||||
let continueSearch = true;
|
||||
let found = [];
|
||||
while (continueSearch) {
|
||||
if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex) == -1) {
|
||||
continueSearch = false;
|
||||
break;
|
||||
}
|
||||
let f = message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('69', curIndex);
|
||||
curIndex = f + 1;
|
||||
found.push(f);
|
||||
}
|
||||
delete continueSearch;
|
||||
delete curIndex;
|
||||
|
||||
let send = false;
|
||||
found.forEach(index => {
|
||||
let charL = message.content.charAt(index - 1);
|
||||
let charR = message.content.charAt(index + 2);
|
||||
if ((isNaN(charL) || charL == '' || charL == ' ') && (isNaN(charR) || charR == '' || charR == ' ')) send = true;
|
||||
});
|
||||
|
||||
if (send) message.channel.send(replies[random(0, replies.length - 1)]);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,59 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
|
||||
const { client, logger } = require('../index');
|
||||
const Enmap = require('enmap');
|
||||
const { updateRoles } = require('./karma');
|
||||
const stats = new Enmap({name: 'carlos_stats'});
|
||||
let uID = '566239971309256704';
|
||||
let guildID = '653568812578373643';
|
||||
let muteRoleID = '751522580300693608';
|
||||
let statusRoleID = '795371115513249862';
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.run = () => {
|
||||
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
* This counts how often a specific user got banned/muted.
|
||||
*/
|
||||
|
||||
if (stats.get('bans') == undefined) stats.set('bans', 0);
|
||||
if (stats.get('mutes') == undefined) stats.set('mutes', 0);
|
||||
|
||||
try {
|
||||
let role = client.guilds.cache.get(guildID).roles.cache.get(statusRoleID), roleName = role.name;
|
||||
let [bans, mutes] = roleName.split(' bans, ');
|
||||
mutes = Number(mutes.split(' mutes')[0]);
|
||||
bans = Number(bans);
|
||||
if (mutes != undefined && bans != undefined) {
|
||||
stats.set('bans', bans);
|
||||
stats.set('mutes', mutes);
|
||||
}
|
||||
} catch(e) {
|
||||
logger.warn('Failed to parse role name: ' + e);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
client.on('guildBanAdd', (guild, user) => {
|
||||
if (user.id != uID) return;
|
||||
stats.set('bans', Number(stats.get('bans')) + 1);
|
||||
updateRole();
|
||||
});
|
||||
|
||||
client.on('guildMemberUpdate', (oldMember, newMember) => {
|
||||
if (newMember.id != uID) return;
|
||||
if (!oldMember.roles.cache.get(muteRoleID) && newMember.roles.cache.get(muteRoleID)) {
|
||||
stats.set('mutes', Number(stats.get('mutes')) + 1);
|
||||
updateRole();
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
|
||||
client.on('guildMemberAdd', (member) => {
|
||||
if (member.id == uID) member.roles.add(statusRoleID).catch(e => logger.warn(`Failed to assign role ${muteRoleID}: ${e}`));
|
||||
});
|
||||
|
||||
let updateRole = () => {
|
||||
let role = client.guilds.cache.get(guildID).roles.cache.get(statusRoleID);
|
||||
if (!role) return;
|
||||
if (role.editable) role.setName(`${stats.get('bans')} bans, ${stats.get('mutes')} mutes`, 'Carlos is a dipfuck');
|
||||
else logger.warn('Can\'t manage role ' + statusRoleID);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,25 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const { client, logger } = require('../index');
|
||||
const fs = require('fs');
|
||||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.commands = new Discord.Collection();
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.run = () => {
|
||||
|
||||
for (const file of fs.readdirSync('commands/')) {
|
||||
if (file.endsWith('.js')) {
|
||||
try {
|
||||
const command = require(`../commands/${file}`);
|
||||
if (!command.meta?.name)
|
||||
logger.warn(`Command ${file} does not have a 'name' attribute; skipping.`);
|
||||
else
|
||||
this.commands.set(command.meta.name, command);
|
||||
} catch(e) {
|
||||
logger.error(`Failed to load command '${file}'`);
|
||||
console.error(e);
|
||||
process.exit(1);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
logger.info(`${this.commands.size} command${this.commands.size != 1 ? 's' : ''} loaded`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,88 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const Discord = require('discord.js');
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||||
const { client, logger } = require('../index');
|
||||
const prefix = process.env.BOT_PREFIX || '-';
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.run = () => {
|
||||
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
const { commands } = require('./commandLoader');
|
||||
|
||||
client.on('message', message => {
|
||||
if (message.author?.bot) return;
|
||||
addToDatabase(message.author.id);
|
||||
|
||||
require('./wit').execute(message);
|
||||
try {
|
||||
logger.debug(`${message.author.tag} => ${message.content}`);
|
||||
|
||||
let msgContent = message.content;
|
||||
let usedPrefix;
|
||||
if (msgContent.startsWith(prefix)) usedPrefix = prefix;
|
||||
else if (msgContent.startsWith(`<@${client.user.id}>`)) usedPrefix = `<@${client.user.id}>`;
|
||||
else if (msgContent.startsWith(`<@!${client.user.id}>`)) usedPrefix = `<@!${client.user.id}>`;
|
||||
|
||||
if (!usedPrefix) return require('./69Reply').execute(message);
|
||||
msgContent = msgContent.substr(msgContent.indexOf(usedPrefix) + 1, msgContent.length);
|
||||
if (msgContent.startsWith(' ') && usedPrefix != prefix) msgContent = msgContent.substr(1, msgContent.length);
|
||||
const args = msgContent.split(' ');
|
||||
const cmdName = args.shift()?.toLowerCase();
|
||||
|
||||
const cmd = commands.find(cmd => cmd.meta?.name == cmdName || cmd.meta?.aliases?.indexOf(cmdName) > -1);
|
||||
if (!cmd) return require('./69Reply').execute(message);
|
||||
|
||||
logger.info(`[CMD] ${message.author.id} ${message.author.tag} => ${cmdName} ${args.join(' ')}`);
|
||||
|
||||
if (cmd.meta?.name != 'stop' && require('../commands/copypasta').copypastaing[message.channel?.id])
|
||||
return message.react('810153990733561876').catch(console.warn);
|
||||
|
||||
if (cmd.meta?.staffOnly && !message.member.permissions.has('ADMINISTRATOR')) {
|
||||
logger.warn(`${message.author.tag} => Refusing to run staff command`);
|
||||
message.channel.send(
|
||||
new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||||
.setTitle('You are unworthy')
|
||||
.setDescription('This command can only be used by this server\'s staff.')
|
||||
.setImage('https://media1.tenor.com/images/1056e92668594b262d3338c897ce9bd3/tenor.gif?itemid=7706023')
|
||||
.setColor('ff0000')
|
||||
)
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
else if (cmd.meta?.epicOnly && !message.member?.roles.cache.get('718862546395988078')) {
|
||||
logger.warn(`${message.author.tag} => Refusing to run epic only command`);
|
||||
message.channel.send(
|
||||
new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||||
.setTitle('You are unworthy')
|
||||
.setDescription('Only epic people can use this command. You are not epic.')
|
||||
.setImage('https://media1.tenor.com/images/1056e92668594b262d3338c897ce9bd3/tenor.gif?itemid=7706023')
|
||||
.setColor('ff0000')
|
||||
)
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
try {
|
||||
cmd.run(message, args);
|
||||
} catch(e) {
|
||||
console.error(e);
|
||||
message.channel.send(
|
||||
new Discord.MessageEmbed()
|
||||
.setTitle('You broke Obama')
|
||||
.setDescription(`Good job, you broke Obama. Debug info: \`\`\`js\n${e}\`\`\``)
|
||||
.setColor('ff0000')
|
||||
)
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
} catch(e) {
|
||||
console.error(e);
|
||||
message.channel.send('An error has occurred. fuck');
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
|
||||
const karma = require('./karma').karma;
|
||||
const coins = require('./karma').coins;
|
||||
function addToDatabase(id) {
|
||||
if (!id) return;
|
||||
if (typeof karma.get(id) != 'number') karma.set(id, 0);
|
||||
if (typeof coins.get(id) != 'number') coins.set(id, 0);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
153
util/karma.js
153
util/karma.js
|
|
@ -1,153 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const { client, logger } = require('../index');
|
||||
const Enmap = require('enmap');
|
||||
|
||||
// Stores the karma and coins of users
|
||||
const karma = new Enmap({name: "karma"});
|
||||
const coins = new Enmap({name: "coins"});
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.karma = karma;
|
||||
module.exports.coins = coins;
|
||||
|
||||
const upvoteID = '719181283393142786';
|
||||
const downvoteID = '719181283774955540';
|
||||
|
||||
// Awards
|
||||
const awards = {
|
||||
"731192828415443116": {
|
||||
name: "Silver",
|
||||
cost: 100,
|
||||
give: 0,
|
||||
role: "733407208536277113"
|
||||
},
|
||||
"731192829262692372": {
|
||||
name: "Gold",
|
||||
cost: 500,
|
||||
give: 100,
|
||||
role: "733407216199008416"
|
||||
},
|
||||
"731192942080950333":{
|
||||
name: "Platinum",
|
||||
cost: 1800,
|
||||
give: 700,
|
||||
role: "733407213900660807"
|
||||
},
|
||||
"731508866273247252": {
|
||||
name: "Argentium",
|
||||
cost: 20000,
|
||||
give: 2500,
|
||||
role: "733407211178557583"
|
||||
},
|
||||
"739266335128944683": {
|
||||
name: "Argentobamium",
|
||||
cost: 100000,
|
||||
give: 69420,
|
||||
role: "739266563038904421"
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
let timeouts = {}
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.run = () => {
|
||||
client.on('messageReactionAdd', async function(reaction, user) {
|
||||
// Fetch reaction and user if they are partial
|
||||
if (reaction.partial) reaction = await reaction.fetch();
|
||||
if (user.partial) reaction = await user.fetch();
|
||||
|
||||
if (reaction.message.author.bot) return; // Dont give karma to bots
|
||||
|
||||
await addToDatabase(reaction.message.author.id); // Add the user to the database
|
||||
|
||||
if (!reaction.emoji.id) return; // Return when emoji has no ID (is a "default" emoji)
|
||||
if (user.bot) return; // Don't accept reactions from bots.
|
||||
if (!reaction.message.guild) return; // Don't accept reactions from DMs
|
||||
|
||||
const message = reaction.message; // The message object the reaction was added to
|
||||
|
||||
if (reaction.emoji.id == upvoteID) {
|
||||
karma.inc(message.author.id);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
else if (reaction.emoji.id == downvoteID) {
|
||||
karma.dec(message.author.id);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
} else if (awards[reaction.emoji.id]) {
|
||||
let award = awards[reaction.emoji.id];
|
||||
|
||||
let noTimeout = (!timeouts[user.id] || timeouts[user.id] < Date.now());
|
||||
let perms = message.channel.permissionsFor(user.id);
|
||||
if (!perms.has('SEND_MESSAGES') || !perms.has('ADD_REACTIONS')) {
|
||||
logger.warn(`${user.tag} => Ignoring reaction in #${message.channel.name}: User is missing permission`);
|
||||
reaction.users.remove(user.id);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
if (coins.get(user.id) < award.cost) {
|
||||
if (noTimeout) message.channel.send(`${user}, you don't have sufficient coins to use this award.`);
|
||||
reaction.users.remove(user.id);
|
||||
timeouts[user.id] = Date.now() + 5000;
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
if (message.author.id == user.id) {
|
||||
reaction.users.remove(user.id);
|
||||
if (noTimeout) message.channel.send(`${user}, why would you give an award to yourself? smh my head`);
|
||||
timeouts[user.id] = Date.now() + 5000;
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
coins.set(user.id, (coins.get(user.id) - award.cost));
|
||||
coins.set(message.author.id, (coins.get(message.author.id) + award.give));
|
||||
message.channel.send(`${user} just gave the ${client.emojis.cache.get(reaction.emoji.id).toString()} ${award.name} award (Price: ${award.cost} coins) to ${message.author}${award.give > 0 ? `. ${message.author.username} has received ${award.give} coins` : ''}!`);
|
||||
require('./karma').updateRoles(user.id);
|
||||
require('./karma').updateRoles(message.author.id);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
|
||||
client.on('messageReactionRemove', async function(reaction, user) {
|
||||
// Fetch reaction and user if they are partial
|
||||
if (reaction.partial) reaction = await reaction.fetch();
|
||||
if (user.partial) reaction = await user.fetch();
|
||||
|
||||
await addToDatabase(reaction.message.author.id); // Add the user to the database
|
||||
|
||||
if (!reaction.emoji.id) return; // Return when emoji has no ID (is a "default" emoji)
|
||||
if (user.bot) return; // Don't accept reactions from bots.
|
||||
if (!reaction.message.guild) return; // Don't accept reactions from DMs
|
||||
|
||||
const message = reaction.message; // The message object the reaction was added to
|
||||
|
||||
if (reaction.emoji.id == upvoteID) {
|
||||
karma.dec(message.author.id);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
else if (reaction.emoji.id == downvoteID) {
|
||||
karma.dec(message.author.id);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Milestones for reaching certain karma values
|
||||
function milestone(id) {
|
||||
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Reset a user's coin/karma count when its not of type number
|
||||
async function addToDatabase(id) {
|
||||
if (!id) return;
|
||||
if (typeof karma.get(id) != 'number') karma.set(id, 0);
|
||||
if (typeof coins.get(id) != 'number') coins.set(id, 100);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.updateRoles = function(id) {
|
||||
let member = client.guilds.cache.get('653568812578373643').members.cache.get(id);
|
||||
let membercoins = coins.get(member.id);
|
||||
Object.keys(awards).forEach(awardid => {
|
||||
let award = awards[awardid];
|
||||
|
||||
if (member.roles.cache.has(award.role)) {
|
||||
if (membercoins < award.cost) member.roles.remove(award.role);
|
||||
} else {
|
||||
if (membercoins >= award.cost) member.roles.add(award.role);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,45 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const { client, logger } = require('../index');
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports.run = () => {
|
||||
return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
|
||||
const token = process.env.BOT_TOKEN;
|
||||
if (!token) {
|
||||
logger.error('No bot token provided. Please provide the bot token as environment variable \'BOT_TOKEN\'.');
|
||||
process.exit(1);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
logger.info('Logging in');
|
||||
const loginStartTime = Date.now();
|
||||
client.login(token)
|
||||
.catch(error => {
|
||||
logger.error(`Failed to log in\n${error}`);
|
||||
process.exit(1);
|
||||
});
|
||||
|
||||
client.on('ready', () => {
|
||||
logger.done(
|
||||
`Logged in as ${client.user.tag}\n` +
|
||||
logger.createBox([
|
||||
`Login took ${Date.now() - loginStartTime}ms`,
|
||||
`${client.guilds.cache.size} cached guilds`,
|
||||
`${client.users.cache.size} cached users`
|
||||
])
|
||||
);
|
||||
resolve();
|
||||
|
||||
// Set the bot's activity and update it every 60 seconds in case it gets reset
|
||||
let setActivity = () => {
|
||||
try {
|
||||
// Activity type 5 corresponds to 'Competing in': https://discord.com/developers/docs/game-sdk/activities#data-models-activitytype-enum
|
||||
client.user.setPresence({ activity: { type: 5, name: 'being Obama' }, status: 'dnd' })
|
||||
.then(() => logger.debug('Updated activity'));
|
||||
} catch(e) {
|
||||
console.error(e);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
setActivity();
|
||||
setInterval(setActivity, (1000 * 60));
|
||||
});
|
||||
});
|
||||
}
|
||||
77
util/wit.js
77
util/wit.js
|
|
@ -1,77 +0,0 @@
|
|||
const { Wit } = require('node-wit');
|
||||
const { Message } = require('discord.js');
|
||||
const { logger } = require('..');
|
||||
if (!process.env.WIT_TOKEN) return logger.warn(`No wit.ai token found, disabling AI features`);
|
||||
const client = new Wit({accessToken: process.env.WIT_TOKEN});
|
||||
|
||||
function random(low, high) {
|
||||
low = Math.ceil(low);
|
||||
high = Math.floor(high);
|
||||
high = high + 1;
|
||||
rndm = Math.random();
|
||||
return Math.floor(rndm * (high - low) + low);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// The database karma is stored in
|
||||
const karmaDB = require('./karma').karma;
|
||||
const coinsDB = require('./karma').coins;
|
||||
|
||||
/**
|
||||
* @param {Message} message
|
||||
*/
|
||||
module.exports.execute = async (message) => {
|
||||
if (!message.content) return;
|
||||
if (message.content.length > 280) return randomAward();
|
||||
|
||||
// Send the message to wit.ai
|
||||
client.message(message.content)
|
||||
.then(response => {
|
||||
if (message.deleted) return;
|
||||
let action = response.intents[0];
|
||||
|
||||
// "Execute" the intent.
|
||||
if (!action) return randomAward();
|
||||
switch(action.name) {
|
||||
case 'awardspam':
|
||||
// Disabled for "karma balancing reasons"
|
||||
randomAward(1.1);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
|
||||
// Spam a fuckton of awards
|
||||
['731564182079799306', '719181283393142786', '731192828415443116', '731192829262692372', '731192942080950333', '731508866273247252', '716021350883393566']
|
||||
.forEach(async id => await message.react(id));
|
||||
break;
|
||||
case 'upvote':
|
||||
message.react('719181283393142786');
|
||||
karmaDB.inc(message.author.id);
|
||||
break;
|
||||
case 'downvote':
|
||||
message.react('719181283774955540');
|
||||
karmaDB.dec(message.author.id);
|
||||
break;
|
||||
case 'bruh':
|
||||
message.react('730882526259707997');
|
||||
break;
|
||||
default:
|
||||
randomAward(1);
|
||||
break;
|
||||
}
|
||||
})
|
||||
.catch(error => {
|
||||
console.error(error);
|
||||
message.channel.send(`Wit.ai error:\n\`\`\`js\n${error}\`\`\``);
|
||||
});
|
||||
function randomAward(multiplier) {
|
||||
if (!multiplier) multiplier = 1;
|
||||
// Randomly decide if the message should get a random "award" or yeet an obamium on it
|
||||
if (message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('obamium') > -1 || message.content.toLowerCase().indexOf('obama') > -1) {
|
||||
return message.react('716021350883393566').catch();
|
||||
}
|
||||
const randomNum = (random(0, 10000) / 100) * multiplier;
|
||||
if (randomNum > 99.9) {message.react('731508866273247252').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 2500))} // Argentinum
|
||||
else if (randomNum > 99.5) {message.react('731192942080950333').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 700)) } // Platinum
|
||||
else if (randomNum > 99) {message.react('731192829262692372').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 100)) } // Gold
|
||||
else if (randomNum > 98) {message.react('731192828415443116').catch(); coinsDB.set(message.author.id, (coinsDB.get(message.author.id) + 0)) } // Silver
|
||||
require('./karma').updateRoles(message.author.id);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
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