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message.channel.send('If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.', {tts: true});
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break;
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case 'Ben-Shapiro':
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message.channel.send('You know, let\'s just say, hypothetically speaking, that I were to have sex with your mom.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('Now, hypothetically speaking, if this did happen, I mean, you must remember that all physical matter has a very thin layer of atoms surrounding it, so technically, you are never truly', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('touching anything or anyone, but instead, the atoms surrounding your body and this object or person are coming into contact with one another.', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send('So, once again, hypothetically speaking, if I were to attempt to have sex with your mom, I would fail miserably, because, according to science, our bodies would never come into contact', {tts: true});
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message.channel.send(' with one another.', {tts: true});
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break;
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case 'a':
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case 'aa':
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case 'aaa':
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